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Ghoulish Delight · 09-10-2010, 07:42 PM

I'll spare you the family back story, but I was sorely disappointed to find, at the end of spending 4+ hours walking the Freedom Trail, that the Bunker Hill Monument is closed for renovations until tomorrow

And by "sorely disappointed" I mean, "Holy fvck my feet hurt."

alphabassettgrrl · 09-11-2010, 02:02 PM

So I had a date last night.

She's a bit older than us, but she seems nice. Wants to see husband and me again tonight.

Only downside; she smokes.

Kevy Baby · 09-12-2010, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by alphabassettgrrl

Only downside; she smokes.

Try more lube

Kevy Baby · 09-12-2010, 08:06 PM

Jeez - where is everyone? No one has posted here (besides me) in the last 10 hours. Don't y'all realize I am bored on the road and need to be entertained?

katiesue · 09-12-2010, 08:31 PM

lalalalalalala - how's that Kevy?

alphabassettgrrl · 09-13-2010, 12:13 AM

Sorry- we were groovin' to Pink Martini at the Hollywood Bowl.

I can't believe I hadn't heard them until now...

Gemini Cricket · 09-13-2010, 01:03 PM

Lady Gaga needs a better butcher. Look at how much fat was in her dress at the VMAs last night.

Alex · 09-13-2010, 02:18 PM

Wrap her in some cantaloupe, with capers and olive oil?

Gemini Cricket · 09-13-2010, 02:47 PM

Also, wouldn't her dress stink after like a half hour or so? I have no sense of smell, but I bet it would.

And where do stars change into multiple outfits at an awards show? Do they just go backstage or is there a trailer somewhere?

SzczerbiakManiac · 09-13-2010, 04:07 PM

Was that actual meat she was wearing? (as opposed to something that just looks like it)

09-10-2010, 07:42 PM	#7901
Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	I'll spare you the family back story, but I was sorely disappointed to find, at the end of spending 4+ hours walking the Freedom Trail, that the Bunker Hill Monument is closed for renovations until tomorrow And by "sorely disappointed" I mean, "Holy fvck my feet hurt." __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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09-11-2010, 02:02 PM	#7902
alphabassettgrrl Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,978	So I had a date last night. She's a bit older than us, but she seems nice. Wants to see husband and me again tonight. Only downside; she smokes. __________________ Why cycling? Anything [sport] that had to do with a ball, I wasn't very good at. -Lance Armstrong
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09-12-2010, 08:06 PM	#7904
Kevy Baby Chowder Head Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Yes Posts: 18,500	Jeez - where is everyone? No one has posted here (besides me) in the last 10 hours. Don't y'all realize I am bored on the road and need to be entertained? __________________ The thing about quotes on the internet is that you cannot verify their validity. - Abraham Lincoln
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09-12-2010, 08:31 PM	#7905
katiesue Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: San Diego Posts: 4,678	lalalalalalala - how's that Kevy? __________________ My life is so exciting I can hardly stand it.
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09-13-2010, 12:13 AM	#7906
alphabassettgrrl Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,978	Sorry- we were groovin' to Pink Martini at the Hollywood Bowl. I can't believe I hadn't heard them until now... __________________ Why cycling? Anything [sport] that had to do with a ball, I wasn't very good at. -Lance Armstrong
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09-13-2010, 02:18 PM	#7908
Alex . Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 13,354	Wrap her in some cantaloupe, with capers and olive oil?
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09-13-2010, 02:47 PM	#7909
Gemini Cricket ... Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 13,244	Also, wouldn't her dress stink after like a half hour or so? I have no sense of smell, but I bet it would. And where do stars change into multiple outfits at an awards show? Do they just go backstage or is there a trailer somewhere?
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09-13-2010, 04:07 PM	#7910
SzczerbiakManiac "ZER-bee-ak" Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,409	Was that actual meat she was wearing? (as opposed to something that just looks like it) __________________
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