What Stpid Thing Have You Done Today? - Page 27

CoasterMatt · 10-12-2010, 09:07 PM

hehehe

Moonliner · 10-13-2010, 07:39 AM

I came to work early.

I have to stop doing that. It makes the entire day seem longer.

Kevy Baby · 10-22-2010, 10:12 AM

This actually happened a couple of days ago, but I forgot to post it.

I usually buy my breakfast and eat it on the way into the office, throwing away the trash in the parking structure when I get to the office.

On this particular morning, I had a few things in my hands when I got out of the car: the bag of breakfast trash, my coffee cup, an old newspaper I was throwing away, and my phone. As usual I went to the trash can to throw away the old newspaper and the bag of trash from breakfast.

Thankfully there wasn't anything yucky in the trash can when I had to dig for my phone.

Kevy Baby · 11-11-2010, 09:42 PM

Because I don't spend enough time at work already...

I just spent 20 minutes researching and writing an email, only to discover that I already addressed the problem two effing weeks ago.

I think it is time for me to go home.

Moonliner · 11-12-2010, 04:53 AM

I took €uroMeinke down to Georgetown. I couldn't find a bar for a pre-dinner cocktail to save my life.

In Georgetown.

That's like not being able to spot a stroller in Disneyland.

Epic fail.

€uroMeinke · 11-12-2010, 09:37 AM

Awww - I had a great time, and besides we got to see the little k own George Mason monument AND I got to pull FDR's finger.

Kevy Baby · 11-12-2010, 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by €uroMeinke

... AND I got to pull FDR's finger.

Did he fart?

Moonliner · 11-12-2010, 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kevy Baby

Did he fart?

I don't think so. He was very stoic.

Moonliner · 12-13-2010, 01:05 PM

Note to self:

Put the cap on the pen before you put it in the shirt pocket.

Ghoulish Delight · 12-13-2010, 02:22 PM

Did you leave your pocket protector at home, Poindexter?

10-13-2010, 07:39 AM	#262
Moonliner 8/30/14 - Disneyland -10k or Bust. Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 9,022	I came to work early. I have to stop doing that. It makes the entire day seem longer. __________________ - Taking it one step at a time.
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10-22-2010, 10:12 AM	#263
Kevy Baby Chowder Head Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Yes Posts: 18,500	This actually happened a couple of days ago, but I forgot to post it. I usually buy my breakfast and eat it on the way into the office, throwing away the trash in the parking structure when I get to the office. On this particular morning, I had a few things in my hands when I got out of the car: the bag of breakfast trash, my coffee cup, an old newspaper I was throwing away, and my phone. As usual I went to the trash can to throw away the old newspaper and the bag of trash from breakfast. Thankfully there wasn't anything yucky in the trash can when I had to dig for my phone. __________________ The thing about quotes on the internet is that you cannot verify their validity. - Abraham Lincoln
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11-11-2010, 09:42 PM	#264
Kevy Baby Chowder Head Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Yes Posts: 18,500	Because I don't spend enough time at work already... I just spent 20 minutes researching and writing an email, only to discover that I already addressed the problem two effing weeks ago. I think it is time for me to go home. __________________ The thing about quotes on the internet is that you cannot verify their validity. - Abraham Lincoln
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11-12-2010, 04:53 AM	#265
Moonliner 8/30/14 - Disneyland -10k or Bust. Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 9,022	I took €uroMeinke down to Georgetown. I couldn't find a bar for a pre-dinner cocktail to save my life. In Georgetown. That's like not being able to spot a stroller in Disneyland. Epic fail. __________________ - Taking it one step at a time.
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11-12-2010, 09:37 AM	#266
€uroMeinke L'Hédoniste Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: A.S.C.O.T. Posts: 8,671	Awww - I had a great time, and besides we got to see the little k own George Mason monument AND I got to pull FDR's finger. __________________ I would believe only in a God that knows how to Dance. Friedrich Nietzsche
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12-13-2010, 01:05 PM	#269
Moonliner 8/30/14 - Disneyland -10k or Bust. Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 9,022	Note to self: Put the cap on the pen before you put it in the shirt pocket. __________________ - Taking it one step at a time.
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12-13-2010, 02:22 PM	#270
Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	Did you leave your pocket protector at home, Poindexter? __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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