They're gunning for me....and my dad

[SacTown Chronic]

My post was (mostly) in jest.

I'll proudly follow him into battle. I'll even call him sir.

See what I mean? Jest.

Originally Posted by Darling Nephy

Good god- is everyone out to "get" you and yours?

Maybe. My paranoia has helped me survive eight assassination attempts.

[Name]

Originally Posted by SacTown Chronic

Maybe. My paranoia has helped me survive eight assassination attempts.

Umm, yeah, but were they trying to assasinate you, I know I have survived one or two assasination attempts myself, I know one of them was the attempt on reagan.

[SacTown Chronic]

Originally Posted by Name

Umm, yeah, but were they trying to assasinate you,

Don't go bursting my paranoid bubble.

Hey, now that you mention it, one time the guy yelled "You ruined the Beatles, bitch!" right before his gun mis-fired. I thought he was talking to me but now I wonder. You've given me a lot to think about, my friend.

[Kevy Baby]

Originally Posted by SacTown Chronic

My paranoia has helped me survive eight assassination attempts.

And how many character assassination attempts?