The Gay Thread - Page 99

SzczerbiakManiac · 02-04-2011, 02:18 PM

I'll show you where it fits...!

SzczerbiakManiac · 02-04-2011, 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by SzczerbiakManiac

...and the Awesome Mom of the Week award goes to this lady!

But the awesome cleric of the year most definitely does not go to her pastor! An epilogue to "Boo's" story.

JWBear · 02-04-2011, 03:12 PM

I prefer "fudgepacker", myself.

Gemini Cricket · 02-04-2011, 03:24 PM

Here's a list:
(Is it bad that I find a lot of these to be funny?)

Anal assassin (U.K) or anal astronaut
Ass Bandit or arse bandit
Back door bandit
Backgammon player (late 18th century Britain)
Batty boy (alternatively botty boy)
Bender
Bent, bentshot or bender
Bone smuggler or sausage smuggler
Brownie king or brown piper
Bufter, bufty (mainly Scottish) or booty buffer
Bugger (from Buggery)
Bum bandit or bun bandit
Bum boy or bum chum, also bum robber
Bumhole engineer
Bunny
Butt pirate, butt rider, or butt rustler
Charlie (rhyming slang for Charlie Ronce which rhymes with ponce)
Chi chi man (Jamaica and the Caribbean)
Chocolate Speedway Merchant
Chutney ferret
Cockjockey
Cockknocker, cockknocker and cocknocker
Cockpipe cosmonaut
Corn Packer
Crack jockey
Cum Smoker- refers to a man smoking his own or others cum with his mouth
Donut puncher (or Doughnut puncher)
Faggot (variation: fag) (U.S., recorded from 1914)
Fairy (common and acceptable for part of the 20th century)
Flit
Fruit (also fruit loop, fruit packer, butt fruit)
Fudge packer
Harry hoofter, rhyming slang of poofter
Homo (abbreviation for homosexual)
Iron (hoof) or iron hoofter (rhyming slang for poof)
Jobby jabber (mainly Scottish with jobby referring to excrement)
Knob jockey
Light in the loafers
Limp wristed
Marmite miner
Mary
Miss Molly (late 18th century)
Moffie (South Africa)
Punjabi Licker (Sri Lanka)
Nancy or nancy boy, girlyboy or nellie
Oklahomo
Pansy
Pillow biter or mattress muncher, referring to anal sex when one partner is face-down often into a pillow
Poof (variations include: poofter, pouf, poove, pooftah, pooff, puff) (U.K, Australia, New Zealand, California)
Pole Fancy
Queen, princess and variations

Bean queen (also taco queen or Salsa queen), gay man attracted to Hispanic gay men
Brownie queen, obsolete slang for gay man interested in anal sex (used by men who disliked anal sex)
Chicken queen, older gay man interested in younger or younger appearing men
Curry queen, gay man attracted to Asian-Indian gay men[41]
Dinge queen, gay man attracted to black gay men (offensive use of "dinge" meaning black)
Drag queen, gay man into cross-dressing for performance
Drama queen, gay man given to melodramatics
Gym queen, gay man given to athletic development
Pissy queen, gay man perceived as fussy
Rice queen, gay man into East-Asian gay men
Rim queen, gay man into anal-oral sex
Scat queen, gay man into coprophilia
Size queen, gay man obsessed with large penis size
Snow queen, African-American gay man into Caucasian males only

Ring raider
Sausage jockey
Shirt lifter
Sh!t stabber
Sod (from Sodomy)
Toby
Turd burglar
Twink
Uphill gardener, referring to the logistics of anal intercourse
Upstairs gardner, referring to the logistics of anal intercourse
Woolly, woofter and woolie woofter, a character from an Evening Standard cartoon and rhyming slang for poofter

I've also heard: rumpus ranger, friend of Dorothy, etc.

"Chutney Ferret" could be the gay man's Spearmint Rhino!

Kevy Baby · 02-04-2011, 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Gemini Cricket

(Is it bad that I find a lot of these to be funny?)

I find all of them to be funny (well, some aren't that funny): if one isn't offended by them, then they lose their sting of offensiveness and makes the one attempting to belittle look foolish.

Betty · 02-04-2011, 05:41 PM

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Originally Posted by SzczerbiakManiac

from The Advocate

Frankly, this seems more appropriate to post in the WTF thread. How fücking paranoid can you get...?

By that logic they should also be excluding all single parent families and any family with a parent that has ever cheated.

Clearly they don't want to benefit anyone so much as punish people who they don't like.

Betty · 02-04-2011, 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by SzczerbiakManiac

from The Advocate

Frankly, this seems more appropriate to post in the WTF thread. How fücking paranoid can you get...?

By that logic they should also be excluding all single parent families and any family with a parent that has ever cheated.

Clearly they don't want to benefit anyone so much as punish people who they don't like.

alphabassettgrrl · 02-04-2011, 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Betty

Clearly they don't want to benefit anyone so much as punish people who they don't like.

Surprising how often this philosophy seems to show up. Kind of sad, really.

Morrigoon · 02-05-2011, 12:37 AM

Mona Lisa might've been Da Vinci's boyfriend

This article is SFW but the site as a whole, probably NSFW so click from home.

Alex · 02-05-2011, 07:41 AM

It's an idea that bounces around, here is a 2006 version from someone who buys into a lot of hidden meanings in the paining and considers important the fact that Mona Lisa is an anagram of Mon Salai (which kind of ignores that the painting didn't get the Mona Lisa name until 30 years after da Vinci died).

Also, the Louvre says that Vincenti (the expert that claims the hidden letters in her eyes in this story) has never actually had anything more than a tourist's access to the painting.

So this just seems like more Dan Brown-esque flimflammery to me.

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Gemini Cricket ... Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 13,244	from Wikipedia Here's a list: (Is it bad that I find a lot of these to be funny?) Anal assassin (U.K) or anal astronaut Ass Bandit or arse bandit Back door bandit Backgammon player (late 18th century Britain) Batty boy (alternatively botty boy) Bender Bent, bentshot or bender Bone smuggler or sausage smuggler Brownie king or brown piper Bufter, bufty (mainly Scottish) or booty buffer Bugger (from Buggery) Bum bandit or bun bandit Bum boy or bum chum, also bum robber Bumhole engineer Bunny Butt pirate, butt rider, or butt rustler Charlie (rhyming slang for Charlie Ronce which rhymes with ponce) Chi chi man (Jamaica and the Caribbean) Chocolate Speedway Merchant Chutney ferret Cockjockey Cockknocker, cockknocker and cocknocker Cockpipe cosmonaut Corn Packer Crack jockey Cum Smoker- refers to a man smoking his own or others cum with his mouth Donut puncher (or Doughnut puncher) Faggot (variation: fag) (U.S., recorded from 1914) Fairy (common and acceptable for part of the 20th century) Flit Fruit (also fruit loop, fruit packer, butt fruit) Fudge packer Harry hoofter, rhyming slang of poofter Homo (abbreviation for homosexual) Iron (hoof) or iron hoofter (rhyming slang for poof) Jobby jabber (mainly Scottish with jobby referring to excrement) Knob jockey Light in the loafers Limp wristed Marmite miner Mary Miss Molly (late 18th century) Moffie (South Africa) Punjabi Licker (Sri Lanka) Nancy or nancy boy, girlyboy or nellie Oklahomo Pansy Pillow biter or mattress muncher, referring to anal sex when one partner is face-down often into a pillow Poof (variations include: poofter, pouf, poove, pooftah, pooff, puff) (U.K, Australia, New Zealand, California) Pole Fancy Queen, princess and variations Bean queen (also taco queen or Salsa queen), gay man attracted to Hispanic gay men Brownie queen, obsolete slang for gay man interested in anal sex (used by men who disliked anal sex) Chicken queen, older gay man interested in younger or younger appearing men Curry queen, gay man attracted to Asian-Indian gay men[41] Dinge queen, gay man attracted to black gay men (offensive use of "dinge" meaning black) Drag queen, gay man into cross-dressing for performance Drama queen, gay man given to melodramatics Gym queen, gay man given to athletic development Pissy queen, gay man perceived as fussy Rice queen, gay man into East-Asian gay men Rim queen, gay man into anal-oral sex Scat queen, gay man into coprophilia Size queen, gay man obsessed with large penis size Snow queen, African-American gay man into Caucasian males only Ring raider Sausage jockey Shirt lifter Sh!t stabber Sod (from Sodomy) Toby Turd burglar Twink Uphill gardener, referring to the logistics of anal intercourse Upstairs gardner, referring to the logistics of anal intercourse Woolly, woofter and woolie woofter, a character from an Evening Standard cartoon and rhyming slang for poofter I've also heard: rumpus ranger, friend of Dorothy, etc. "Chutney Ferret" could be the gay man's Spearmint Rhino!
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Morrigoon I throw stones at houses Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Location: Location Posts: 9,534	Mona Lisa might've been Da Vinci's boyfriend This article is SFW but the site as a whole, probably NSFW so click from home. __________________ http://bash.org/?top "It is useless for sheep to pass a resolution in favor of vegetarianism while wolves remain of a different opinion." -- William Randolph Inge
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Alex . Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 13,354	It's an idea that bounces around, here is a 2006 version from someone who buys into a lot of hidden meanings in the paining and considers important the fact that Mona Lisa is an anagram of Mon Salai (which kind of ignores that the painting didn't get the Mona Lisa name until 30 years after da Vinci died). Also, the Louvre says that Vincenti (the expert that claims the hidden letters in her eyes in this story) has never actually had anything more than a tourist's access to the painting. So this just seems like more Dan Brown-esque flimflammery to me.
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