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Alex · 02-11-2011, 08:44 AM

I once lost out on a penmanship medal I thought should be mine so I drowned the winner in a lake during a school picnic.

mousepod · 02-11-2011, 09:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Alex

I once lost out on a penmanship medal I thought should be mine so I drowned the winner in a lake during a school picnic.

Makes sense. Sounds like the right thing to do.

SzczerbiakManiac · 02-11-2011, 10:42 AM

So Alex is Rhoda Penmark... that explains a lot.

LSPoorEeyorick · 02-11-2011, 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Cadaverous Pallor

Theo was bitten at playgroup today. Didn't break skin but damn close.

Seems like the kid needs a serenade from my favorite TV dad. (Seriously, if you aren't watching this show, you should be.)

Morrigoon · 02-11-2011, 01:38 PM

I suppose you could slather his arms in bitter apple to discourage future biting, lol. (not really)

CoasterMatt · 02-11-2011, 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Moonliner

Just curious, did he/she bite you on top of the slide or did you just wait for the opportune moment extract your revenge?

The bite happened earlier in the day.
He landed facedown next to the slide, and when he got up, there was blood on his forehead and the palms of his hands.

He actually thought it was pretty cool, and started getting in trouble for purposefully jumping from the side of the slide.

We've kept in touch through the years, and he is a stuntman; specializing in high falls and fighting.

Alex · 02-11-2011, 02:32 PM

That's a nice outcome. I went on to kill the handyman.

JWBear · 02-11-2011, 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Alex

That's a nice outcome. I went on to kill the handyman.

I think I know how this story ends.

Not Afraid · 02-11-2011, 05:16 PM

Damn. The Universe is a very odd place.

Betty · 02-12-2011, 03:24 PM

My 12 year old long haired son (several inches past his shoulders and is mistaken for a girl frequently as a result long) got a hair cut. What a good looking kid hidden under all that hair!

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Not Afraid HI! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 17,108	Damn. The Universe is a very odd place.
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Betty Kicking up my heels! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: The Silver State Posts: 3,783	My 12 year old long haired son (several inches past his shoulders and is mistaken for a girl frequently as a result long) got a hair cut. What a good looking kid hidden under all that hair! __________________ Nee Stell Thue
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