WTF Stories of the Week - Page 315

Ghoulish Delight · 04-02-2011, 10:50 PM

Executives of the company that operated the oil rig that blew up in the Gulf...were given huge bonuses for the company's safety record last year.

I sh*t you not

Capt Jack · 04-05-2011, 08:53 AM

I had to chuckle a bit

Cow Girl

SzczerbiakManiac · 04-05-2011, 09:20 AM

Cool story.

I'm confused though. That's a cow, but a bull, so shouldn't there be some teets hanging about? Os is her appearance normal for a non milk cow?

Alex · 04-05-2011, 09:30 AM

I may be misremembering but I don't believe that a cow develops prominent utters until it has been through pregnancy. And in the last photo I do see signs of nipples.

Alex · 04-05-2011, 11:29 AM

Also, if you're going to be doing searches on cow udders while at work, I recommend making sure SafeSearch is on.

SzczerbiakManiac · 04-05-2011, 12:42 PM

I'm afraid your warning came too late Alex.

Fortunately Big Brother was not watching, but I did learn how quickly my mouse can home in on a small red X.

Gemini Cricket · 04-05-2011, 01:24 PM

My cousin died drinking milk. The cow fell on him.

Alex · 04-05-2011, 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Gemini Cricket

My cousin died drinking milk. The cow fell on him.

Photos of similar escapades will be among the first you see doing an image search without SafeSearch.

Capt Jack · 04-05-2011, 03:51 PM

I know Ive said this a time or two around these parts, but it really does warrant being said again, here and now

ewwwwww

Kevy Baby · 04-05-2011, 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alex

...a cow develops prominent utters until...

That's utterly ridiculous

04-02-2011, 10:50 PM	#3141
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Capt Jack check your head Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 4,174	I had to chuckle a bit Cow Girl __________________ a clear conscience is a sure sign of a fuzzy memory
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04-05-2011, 09:20 AM	#3143
SzczerbiakManiac "ZER-bee-ak" Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,409	Cool story. I'm confused though. That's a cow, but a bull, so shouldn't there be some teets hanging about? Os is her appearance normal for a non milk cow? __________________
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04-05-2011, 09:30 AM	#3144
Alex . Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 13,354	I may be misremembering but I don't believe that a cow develops prominent utters until it has been through pregnancy. And in the last photo I do see signs of nipples.
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04-05-2011, 11:29 AM	#3145
Alex . Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 13,354	Also, if you're going to be doing searches on cow udders while at work, I recommend making sure SafeSearch is on.
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04-05-2011, 12:42 PM	#3146
SzczerbiakManiac "ZER-bee-ak" Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,409	I'm afraid your warning came too late Alex. Fortunately Big Brother was not watching, but I did learn how quickly my mouse can home in on a small red X. __________________
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04-05-2011, 01:24 PM	#3147
Gemini Cricket ... Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 13,244	My cousin died drinking milk. The cow fell on him.
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04-05-2011, 03:51 PM	#3149
Capt Jack check your head Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 4,174	I know Ive said this a time or two around these parts, but it really does warrant being said again, here and now ewwwwww __________________ a clear conscience is a sure sign of a fuzzy memory
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