WTF Stories of the Week

lashbear · 06-17-2011, 06:12 PM

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Originally Posted by scaeagles

Anyone need an idea for dinner tonight?

Stoat and & have decided:

Meat processors will just be going through the motions
Gluttons will end up "Sh|t Faced"
The Quality stamp on the meat packaging will be the official "Excremation Mark"
Restaurants will offer a Pooh-Pooh Platter
Combined with Duck, it will make a nice Turd-ducken.
Not designed to be served on a shingle.

lashbear · 06-18-2011, 01:00 AM

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Originally Posted by mousepod

I've read this elsewhere, but it feels like a hoax to me. Watch the whole video... their fridge is marked "Sh!t Burger" in English. The 'professor' is shown squatting over a toilet. Really?

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Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight

Nevermind the stupid pointer he's using. Yeah, skeptic hackles are raised.

Just so you know, the Channel watermark on the bottom right is for SBS Two, which is an Australian Multicultural Broadcast TV channel

RStar · 06-18-2011, 10:53 AM

One point I noticed is the statement that the 'mud' was high in protien due to the bacteria. This would mean you are eating the dead bacteria bodies. Which is what you are eating when you read "xanthan gum" in any food product label.

The feces has been broken down, consumed in part at least, by the bacteria. The solid waste is most likely made up of other things besides butt biscuts, like toilet paper (YUM!) and garbage disposal scraps, and anything else that goes into the sewer. If you think about what we feed pigs, and we eat the pork, this would be like feeding our wastes to bacteria and eating them. Sans the fact that we don't feed pigs human toilet logs, recycled beer, and used toilet paper of course.

And then theres the urine and sweat recycling done on the space station.

It's all pretty sick sounding, but interesting at the same time.

06-18-2011, 10:53 AM	#3
RStar Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Me & Manyard hangin out! Posts: 5,433	One point I noticed is the statement that the 'mud' was high in protien due to the bacteria. This would mean you are eating the dead bacteria bodies. Which is what you are eating when you read "xanthan gum" in any food product label. The feces has been broken down, consumed in part at least, by the bacteria. The solid waste is most likely made up of other things besides butt biscuts, like toilet paper (YUM!) and garbage disposal scraps, and anything else that goes into the sewer. If you think about what we feed pigs, and we eat the pork, this would be like feeding our wastes to bacteria and eating them. Sans the fact that we don't feed pigs human toilet logs, recycled beer, and used toilet paper of course. And then theres the urine and sweat recycling done on the space station. It's all pretty sick sounding, but interesting at the same time. __________________ Meddle not in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup! www.StarTownGifts.com
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