The Object on Your Left - Page 4

Capt Jack · 08-15-2011, 11:24 AM

those could work. if they'd said to the right, I have numerous, more effective selections. although I suppose I could always push my cubie mate into their path. theyre not what I could call a weapon, but they would/might slow them enough to allow for my escape.

cirquelover · 08-15-2011, 03:17 PM

It depends how far I look to my left but my best weapon I suppose would be the apple peeler, corer, slicer thingy. They better watch out for me!

On second thought maybe I should just take the sliding door to my left and run.

Stan4dSteph · 08-16-2011, 09:00 AM

Scotch tape dispenser and box of GE-branded Crayolas.

3894 · 08-16-2011, 09:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Stan4dSteph

Scotch tape dispenser and box of GE-branded Crayolas.

I'll tape them down and you color them, Steph!

CoasterMatt · 08-16-2011, 11:44 AM

HP LaserJet 4050 and a printing calculator - could probably do some damage.

ToriBear · 08-16-2011, 06:03 PM

It's either fluffy ginger kitty or a Labyrinth CD. I'll have Sammy claw the Zombies away!

DreadPirateRoberts · 08-16-2011, 07:05 PM

The Seven Pillars of Wisdom by T.E. Lawrence

It's got enough pages to do some serious damage.

lashbear · 08-16-2011, 11:23 PM

...and don't forget, when everyone's running away from the invasion, you don't have to outrun the zombies.... just the slowest person.

Capt Jack · 08-17-2011, 08:34 AM

which is why you hobble them with the useful item on your left

08-15-2011, 11:24 AM	#1
Capt Jack check your head Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 4,174	those could work. if they'd said to the right, I have numerous, more effective selections. although I suppose I could always push my cubie mate into their path. theyre not what I could call a weapon, but they would/might slow them enough to allow for my escape. __________________ a clear conscience is a sure sign of a fuzzy memory
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08-15-2011, 03:17 PM	#2
cirquelover Cruising around in my automobile... Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Oregon Posts: 2,617	It depends how far I look to my left but my best weapon I suppose would be the apple peeler, corer, slicer thingy. They better watch out for me! On second thought maybe I should just take the sliding door to my left and run. __________________ Waiting for Summer to arrive!
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08-16-2011, 09:00 AM	#3
Stan4dSteph Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: East Bay Area, CA Posts: 3,156	Scotch tape dispenser and box of GE-branded Crayolas.
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08-16-2011, 11:44 AM	#5
CoasterMatt BRAAAAAAAINS! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: One Step Beyond... Posts: 8,802	HP LaserJet 4050 and a printing calculator - could probably do some damage. __________________ Do you like my photography? Visit photosbymatt.tumblr.com to purchase prints!
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08-16-2011, 06:03 PM	#6
ToriBear Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In my laptop Posts: 549	It's either fluffy ginger kitty or a Labyrinth CD. I'll have Sammy claw the Zombies away! __________________
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08-16-2011, 07:05 PM	#7
DreadPirateRoberts Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 2,483	The Seven Pillars of Wisdom by T.E. Lawrence It's got enough pages to do some serious damage.
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08-16-2011, 11:23 PM	#8
lashbear SwishBuckling Bear Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: In Isolation :) Posts: 6,597	...and don't forget, when everyone's running away from the invasion, you don't have to outrun the zombies.... just the slowest person. __________________ *I Heart* my Husband - I can't think of anyone I'd rather be in isolation with.**
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08-17-2011, 08:34 AM	#9
Capt Jack check your head Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 4,174	which is why you hobble them with the useful item on your left __________________ a clear conscience is a sure sign of a fuzzy memory
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