The Poetry of Spam

[Not Afraid]

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I'm going to apply for a BSD - A Doctorate of Bull Shyt.

[Ghoulish Delight]

This one unnerves me...

Re [15]:

She must be dead.

Technology The Olympics Oh God!

He heard low squeaking sounds and thought of her saying: They come into the cellar when it rains. And had Annie hollered hi-de-ho today? Theyll know he went past my house then.

Like an idol, she took everything else. She picked up his foot. for a moment Paul thought it was more blood from her torn lip and then he saw the seeds in it.

I would take you with me just to keep an eye on you, now that youve shown how untrustworthy you can be, but it wouldnt work. Hes about.

[Cadaverous Pallor]

Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight

This one unnerves me...

Re [15]:

She must be dead.

Technology The Olympics Oh God!

He heard low squeaking sounds and thought of her saying: They come into the cellar when it rains. And had Annie hollered hi-de-ho today? Theyll know he went past my house then.

Like an idol, she took everything else. She picked up his foot. for a moment Paul thought it was more blood from her torn lip and then he saw the seeds in it.

I would take you with me just to keep an eye on you, now that youve shown how untrustworthy you can be, but it wouldnt work. Hes about.

Ah, you finally got the excerpt I sent you from my new book...

[Snowflake]

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[Not Afraid]

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[€uroMeinke]

This one impressed me:

The orbiting inferiority complex avoids contact with a rattlesnake. When you see a grand piano living with a fire hydrant, it means that a vaporized mastadon daydreams. The senator gets stinking drunk, and the freight train meditates; however, an inexorably paternal parking lot buys an expensive gift for a sandwich. The frustrating bartender trades baseball cards with the carpet tack defined by a spider. Most people believe that a support group can be kind to a graduated cylinder, but they need to remember how slyly the abstraction living with a roller coaster gets stinking drunk.

Now and then, a power drill pees on another spider. A blotched polar bear takes a coffee break, and a prime minister living with a spider brainwashes a shabby salad dressing. When you see some dust bunny defined by the photon, it means that a nation daydreams. Some cargo bay over the tape recorder knows the squid near a roller coaster. Now and then, a hockey player related to some cab driver buries a lover around a movie theater. A traffic light inside the wheelbarrow ostensibly figures out a boiled plaintiff. When you see a cosmopolitan short order cook, it means that a pompous light bulb gets stinking drunk. A diskette graduates from the hole puncher living with a pork chop, but the blood clot hesitantly laughs and drinks all night with a line dancer. Sometimes an inexorably alleged rattlesnake laughs out loud, but a sandwich always knowingly steals pencils from the frightened cowboy! A self-actualized bottle of beer slyly is a big fan of the microscope.


The shabby pig pen slyly cooks cheese grits for the apartment building over the cocker spaniel. A grain of sand defined by the asteroid trembles, because some spider about a cheese wheel knows a thoroughly resplendent tomato. Sometimes the greasy mortician prays, but a garbage can about another turkey always steals pencils from a globule! Furthermore, a minivan self-flagellates, and the hypnotic cargo bay competes with the tuba player.


When a parking lot beyond the defendant reads a magazine, a grand piano over the roller coaster sweeps the floor. A diskette carelessly plans an escape from a pit viper beyond a stovepipe a hole puncher. When a tattered bowling ball is revered, a dreamlike mating ritual buys an expensive gift for the gratifying hydrogen atom. When an alleged mating ritual is Eurasian, the hairy cashier goes deep sea fishing with a razor blade defined by the class action suit.

Though I think it would read better with just the first stanza, as the others tend to revela the bot-like nature of the writer.

[Not Afraid]

I just get: Cute **** sucking proposal teen wild ****
MaryJane gets fresh hot facial hot links

Let's see what gets ******'d

[Capt Jack]

Originally Posted by Not Afraid

I just get: Cute **** sucking proposal teen wild ****
MaryJane gets fresh hot facial hot links

Let's see what gets ******'d

you know...that, combined with your avatar is quite....um....interesting

[€uroMeinke]

Don't be afraid to tell me the naughty things

I will play around your mind,

dance,

[Prudence]

I like the simplicity of the one I got today:

Fundamentaloid nomads are somewhere out in that direction. We are