WTF Stories of the Week - Page 341

Morrigoon · 12-01-2011, 06:02 PM

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In which case, I would immediately have myself reported to Facebook for violating their TOS so that they could shut down my account.

You must spread some mojo around before....

Kevy Baby · 12-07-2011, 02:06 AM

This story makes me think of a scene from Indiana Jones

Texas Model Has 'Long Road to Recovery' After Walking Into Plane Propeller

alphabassettgrrl · 12-07-2011, 09:31 AM

That can't be good....

Moonliner · 12-07-2011, 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by alphabassettgrrl

That can't be good....

It depends on how you spin it.

katiesue · 12-07-2011, 03:35 PM

I got an email from Maddie's school principal. Apparently gummy bears are the new way to sneak vodka into school. It actually amazed me how much the gummies soaked up. I wouldn't think it would absorb so much.

If they put them behind the counter and I have to go through a whole ordeal to get gummy bears I'm going to be annoyed.

Morrigoon · 12-07-2011, 05:17 PM

This was worthy of an email home? Lemme guess... gummy bears are now banned from school?

Alex · 12-07-2011, 05:24 PM

This is news to them? We were eating candy and fruit that had been soaked in alcohol 20 years ago and I am guessing that my parents were doing so too.

katiesue · 12-07-2011, 07:15 PM

Apparently they are having quite an alcohol problem this year. By October they'd had 6 arrests which is more than last year combined. Maddie seems to think it's mostly Freshman. We get some sort of email about every two weeks this year - I think we got one last year all year.

I was just impressed how much vodka one can get into a gummy bear.

Moonliner · 12-07-2011, 07:21 PM

Hummmm...

Headliner did ask to stop by the store to pick up a bag of gummy bears today.

Nah.

Kevy Baby · 12-07-2011, 09:57 PM

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Originally Posted by katiesue

I was just impressed how much vodka one can get into a gummy bear.

Well, when you use one of these...

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12-07-2011, 09:31 AM	#3403
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12-07-2011, 03:35 PM	#3405
katiesue Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: San Diego Posts: 4,678	I got an email from Maddie's school principal. Apparently gummy bears are the new way to sneak vodka into school. It actually amazed me how much the gummies soaked up. I wouldn't think it would absorb so much. If they put them behind the counter and I have to go through a whole ordeal to get gummy bears I'm going to be annoyed. __________________ My life is so exciting I can hardly stand it.
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Morrigoon I throw stones at houses Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Location: Location Posts: 9,534	This was worthy of an email home? Lemme guess... gummy bears are now banned from school? __________________ http://bash.org/?top "It is useless for sheep to pass a resolution in favor of vegetarianism while wolves remain of a different opinion." -- William Randolph Inge
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12-07-2011, 05:24 PM	#3407
Alex . Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 13,354	This is news to them? We were eating candy and fruit that had been soaked in alcohol 20 years ago and I am guessing that my parents were doing so too.
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12-07-2011, 07:15 PM	#3408
katiesue Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: San Diego Posts: 4,678	Apparently they are having quite an alcohol problem this year. By October they'd had 6 arrests which is more than last year combined. Maddie seems to think it's mostly Freshman. We get some sort of email about every two weeks this year - I think we got one last year all year. I was just impressed how much vodka one can get into a gummy bear. __________________ My life is so exciting I can hardly stand it.
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12-07-2011, 07:21 PM	#3409
Moonliner 8/30/14 - Disneyland -10k or Bust. Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 9,022	Hummmm... Headliner did ask to stop by the store to pick up a bag of gummy bears today. Nah. __________________ - Taking it one step at a time.
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