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€uromeinke, FEJ. and Ghoulish Delight RULE!!! NA abides. |
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Some people should not be in charge of planning a stage show. Even when it's a kids' Christmas program. Maybe *especially* when it's a kid show. One of the teachers is trying to get all complicated about it.
Parents want to see their kids sing carols. End. But today was all about doing everything six times because he can't express himself properly the first time and has an unrealistic picture in his head of how things should work. We were nearly starting a pool as to who was going to strangle him, and when.
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Location: Me & Manyard hangin out!
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My daughter is getting married in May. But I have to wear shoes, dagnabit!
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And Mackinac Island is wonderful!!
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Just want to pop in to make my traditional, but heart-felt, recommendation for a Reno wedding to which nobody but the participants is invited.
But if you're going to Mackinac anyway, while there could you get them to start pronouncing the name of the place correctly? |
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Nueve
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This was my Dad's advice. I should have taken it.
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#1277 |
BRAAAAAAAINS!
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Screw that noise, aboard a ship that can sink on command is where it's at...
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This just in from a friend of mine who works at the Monsters Inc. Laugh Floor.
What do you call a crow standing by itself? Spoiler:
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Somebody's been stealing their jokes from Reddit (or whichever of those sites sent this viral last year):
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8/30/14 - Disneyland -10k or Bust.
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I'm being thick I suppose, but I don't get it.
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