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[RStar]

English is a stupid language. Too many exceptions to the rules. I think we should all speak Serbian instead. It's based on phonomic principals, and is so simple to spell that spelling isn't even taught in school!

[Moonliner]

Originally Posted by RStar

English is a stupid language. Too many exceptions to the rules. I think we should all speak Serbian instead. It's based on phonomic principals, and is so simple to spell that spelling isn't even taught in school!

If that's your criteria you should lean lobjan.

Originally Posted by Wikipedia

Lojban (pronounced locally: [ˈloʒban] ( listen)) is a constructed, syntactically unambiguous human language based on predicate logic, succeeding the project of Loglan. The name "Lojban" is a combination of loj and ban, which are short forms of logji (logic) and bangu (language), respectively.