Miscellaneous Movie Musings the Sequel

[Alex]

Spoiler:

He didn't want the tesseract for himself. Delivering the tesseract to the baddies on the other side of the galaxy was payment for them delivering to him an army that would allow him to rule Earth. So he did not have what he wanted yet.

So he didn't bring the horde to get the tesseract, he got the tesseract to bring the horde, and it was only after they did their job that he would deliver the tesseract to the Chitauri.

LSPE

Spoiler:

I asked after my screening and was told it is Thanos, essentially another level up the supervillian chain of badass. But I've never read the comics so that is meaningless to me.

Also, I find it hard to believe that Tony Stark spent months living in the Middle East in the first Iron Man movie and never had schwarma.