Soooooo......

[Alex]

So....it occurs to me.

You should get a bunch of fart ring tones for your phone and then every once in a while call yourself so it goes off and then answer the phone loudly. Sure, people will think you're weird for having fart ring tones but that's the price to pay for, after a while, just being able to let one loose in your cubicle so long as you say "Hello?" afterward.

[Betty]

Originally Posted by Alex

So....it occurs to me.

You should get a bunch of fart ring tones for your phone and then every once in a while call yourself so it goes off and then answer the phone loudly. Sure, people will think you're weird for having fart ring tones but that's the price to pay for, after a while, just being able to let one loose in your cubicle so long as you say "Hello?" afterward.

As long as your farts don't smell.

[Kevy Baby]

Originally Posted by Alex

So....it occurs to me.

You should get a bunch of fart ring tones for your phone and then every once in a while call yourself so it goes off and then answer the phone loudly. Sure, people will think you're weird for having fart ring tones but that's the price to pay for, after a while, just being able to let one loose in your cubicle so long as you say "Hello?" afterward.

That just made me laugh.

VAM