Preventing homosexuality...

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3. A persistent preference to play female roles in make-believe play.

Uh-oh. Given the fact that my two year old constantly insists that I put on Sleeping Beauty and tie a pink blanket around his waist so that he can twirl along with the DVD menu, it looks like I'm in trouble. Perhaps I should write to them and ask if that's counteracted by his stuffing himself into shelves (is that a male or female trait...hmmm) and jumping off of stuff. A trip to the psychologist may be in order.