Preventing homosexuality...

Motorboat Cruiser · 08-12-2005, 01:54 PM

My favorite part, which seems to have been removed from his site:

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Meanwhile, the boy's father has to do his part. He needs to mirror and affirm his son's maleness. He can play rough-and-tumble games with his son, in ways that are decidedly different from the games he would play with a little girl. He can help his son learn to throw and catch a ball. He can teach him to pound a square wooden peg into a square hole in a pegboard. He can even take his son with him into the shower, where the boy cannot help but notice that Dad has a penis, just like his, only bigger.

If only my father would have showered more with me, I might have been straight.

SacTown Chronic · 08-12-2005, 02:01 PM

I dunno, taking showers together and comparing penises sounds gay to me.

Stan4dSteph · 08-12-2005, 02:04 PM

Uh oh, my nephew likes music. Help me pray away the gay, people!

€uroMeinke · 08-12-2005, 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by SacTown Chronic

I dunno, taking showers together and comparing penises sounds gay to me.

Yeah, all this talk about "rough-and-tumble play" among boys also strikes me as homoerotic

€uroMeinke · 08-12-2005, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by SacTown Chronic

I dunno, taking showers together and comparing penises sounds gay to me.

So I guess it's okay to expose myself to school boys in the neighborhood?

Stan4dSteph · 08-12-2005, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by €uroMeinke

So I guess it's okay to expose myself to school boys in the neighborhood?

Only if you're cleaning out the cobwebs in your windows.

SacTown Chronic · 08-12-2005, 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by €uroMeinke

So I guess it's okay to expose myself to school boys in the neighborhood?

Certainly. Just tell the cops you're doing your part to prevent homosexuality. I'm sure they'll dig where you're coming from.

MickeyLumbo · 08-12-2005, 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Motorboat Cruiser

pound a square wooden peg into a square hole

and all this time i thought it was supposed to be a round hole

is that what they mean by box

Drince88 · 08-12-2005, 04:38 PM

So if you teach your daughters how to pound pegs into holes with hammers, will that cause THEM to be homosexual?

€uroMeinke · 08-12-2005, 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Drince88

So if you teach your daughters how to pound pegs into holes with hammers, will that cause THEM to be homosexual?

Not if they're "round" pegs and wholes - angularty=masculinity

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