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Ghoulish Delight · 11-10-2012, 01:33 PM

How to park for free in Horton Plaza parking structure for 15 hours.

Step 1: Park in Horton Plaza parking structure on a school night far later than you should be parking anywhere.

Step 2: Lose rental car key*.

Step 3: Take a cab back to the hotel and deal with it tomorrow.

Step 4: Go to work the next day, getting a ride from your amazing, attractive coworker** who didn't lose any car keys

Step 5: Return to Horton Plaza and call AAA

Step 6: Discover that the tow truck can't fit into the parking structure

Step 7: Have the tow truck driver break into the car and release the shift/stearing lock

Step 8: Ask the next car to pull up to the entrance gate to take a ticket and back up after the arm is up so you can roll the car out the entrance.

Step 9: Be very thankful that your company springs for the rental car loss waiver (no charge for lost key), and that your intelligent and attractive coworker has AAA.

* Not me

** Me

alphabassettgrrl · 11-10-2012, 04:18 PM

Quite an adventure.

RStar · 11-10-2012, 07:27 PM

When is the movie release?

I heard Colin Farrell is playing your part.

Prudence · 11-10-2012, 11:18 PM

Dating sucks. I'm about ready to join a convent.

cirquelover · 11-11-2012, 08:38 AM

Don't give up Pru!

alphabassettgrrl · 11-11-2012, 03:41 PM

Sorry, Pru. I've got a coworker in the same boat. All she finds are losers. But there are good guys out there- you've just got to sort through the muck to get them.

SzczerbiakManiac · 11-12-2012, 02:17 PM

26-Pound Edible Gummy Python

RStar · 11-12-2012, 05:48 PM

Hmmm, the guy on the right is thinking about the guy on the left while eating a large python.....

Promo-Man · 11-13-2012, 02:16 PM

I got to tryout my new Santa suit this past Saturday at the Orange Farmers Market.
I like it, it is a lot cooler than my other suits and I did have a great time visiting with the children.

Cadaverous Pallor · 11-13-2012, 08:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Promo-Man

I got to tryout my new Santa suit this past Saturday at the Orange Farmers Market.
I like it, it is a lot cooler than my other suits and I did have a great time visiting with the children.

That was you?? Theo and I were there! You called out to us when you overheard me saying his name. I'm so sorry I gave you the brush off...it gets tricky when you don't celebrate Christmas.

You looked fantastic though!

11-10-2012, 01:33 PM	#2551
Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	How to park for free in Horton Plaza parking structure for 15 hours. Step 1: Park in Horton Plaza parking structure on a school night far later than you should be parking anywhere. Step 2: Lose rental car key. Step 3: Take a cab back to the hotel and deal with it tomorrow. Step 4: Go to work the next day, getting a ride from your amazing, attractive coworker* who didn't lose any car keys Step 5: Return to Horton Plaza and call AAA Step 6: Discover that the tow truck can't fit into the parking structure Step 7: Have the tow truck driver break into the car and release the shift/stearing lock Step 8: Ask the next car to pull up to the entrance gate to take a ticket and back up after the arm is up so you can roll the car out the entrance. Step 9: Be very thankful that your company springs for the rental car loss waiver (no charge for lost key), and that your intelligent and attractive coworker has AAA. * Not me ** Me __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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11-10-2012, 04:18 PM	#2552
alphabassettgrrl Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,978	Quite an adventure. __________________ Why cycling? Anything [sport] that had to do with a ball, I wasn't very good at. -Lance Armstrong
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11-10-2012, 07:27 PM	#2553
RStar Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Me & Manyard hangin out! Posts: 5,433	When is the movie release? I heard Colin Farrell is playing your part. __________________ Meddle not in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup! www.StarTownGifts.com
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Prudence Beelzeboobs, Esq. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Gavel - I haz it Posts: 6,287	Dating sucks. I'm about ready to join a convent. __________________ traguna macoities tracorum satis de
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11-11-2012, 08:38 AM	#2555
cirquelover Cruising around in my automobile... Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Oregon Posts: 2,617	Don't give up Pru! __________________ Waiting for Summer to arrive!
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11-11-2012, 03:41 PM	#2556
alphabassettgrrl Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,978	Sorry, Pru. I've got a coworker in the same boat. All she finds are losers. But there are good guys out there- you've just got to sort through the muck to get them. __________________ Why cycling? Anything [sport] that had to do with a ball, I wasn't very good at. -Lance Armstrong
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11-12-2012, 02:17 PM	#2557
SzczerbiakManiac "ZER-bee-ak" Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,409	26-Pound Edible Gummy Python __________________
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11-12-2012, 05:48 PM	#2558
RStar Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Me & Manyard hangin out! Posts: 5,433	Hmmm, the guy on the right is thinking about the guy on the left while eating a large python..... __________________ Meddle not in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup! www.StarTownGifts.com
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11-13-2012, 02:16 PM	#2559
Promo-Man Actor / Comedian / Santa Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The North Pole of Anaheim Posts: 131	I got to tryout my new Santa suit this past Saturday at the Orange Farmers Market. I like it, it is a lot cooler than my other suits and I did have a great time visiting with the children.
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