Preventing homosexuality... - Page 2

Stan4dSteph · 08-12-2005, 02:04 PM

Uh oh, my nephew likes music. Help me pray away the gay, people!

€uroMeinke · 08-12-2005, 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by SacTown Chronic

I dunno, taking showers together and comparing penises sounds gay to me.

Yeah, all this talk about "rough-and-tumble play" among boys also strikes me as homoerotic

Not Afraid · 08-12-2005, 02:07 PM

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He can even take his son with him into the shower, where the boy cannot help but notice that Dad has a penis, just like his, only bigger.

No, that's just the start or penis envy. Where's Freud when you need him?

€uroMeinke · 08-12-2005, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by SacTown Chronic

I dunno, taking showers together and comparing penises sounds gay to me.

So I guess it's okay to expose myself to school boys in the neighborhood?

Ghoulish Delight · 08-12-2005, 02:10 PM

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He can even take his son with him into the shower, where the boy cannot help but notice that Dad has a penis, just like his, only bigger.

So really, the cause of homosexuality is small-penised men who are too embarassed to compare it to their prepubescent manchild's.

Stan4dSteph · 08-12-2005, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by €uroMeinke

So I guess it's okay to expose myself to school boys in the neighborhood?

Only if you're cleaning out the cobwebs in your windows.

Motorboat Cruiser · 08-12-2005, 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Scrooge McSam

We may have found the answers we seek, MBC. My father never once showered with me.

The scars have never healed.

Nor did Dad ever help me pound square pegs into square holes. That might have helped fixed me as well. (wtf?)

SacTown Chronic · 08-12-2005, 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by €uroMeinke

So I guess it's okay to expose myself to school boys in the neighborhood?

Certainly. Just tell the cops you're doing your part to prevent homosexuality. I'm sure they'll dig where you're coming from.

MickeyLumbo · 08-12-2005, 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Motorboat Cruiser

pound a square wooden peg into a square hole

and all this time i thought it was supposed to be a round hole

is that what they mean by box

Drince88 · 08-12-2005, 04:38 PM

So if you teach your daughters how to pound pegs into holes with hammers, will that cause THEM to be homosexual?

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