Atkins goes "Belly Up"

Gn2Dlnd · 08-12-2005, 08:42 PM

I hate to be the pooper on the party, but every store I supply has experienced an increase in business since Atkins filed for bankruptcy.

And I love the woman who says she gained 20 pounds after going off the diet - no kidding, sweetie. It means you're hyperinsulinemic. Guess what, if I have a gin and tonic, I get drunk and try to have sex with your boyfriend. It means I'm alcoholic.

Now I'm hungry. I think I'll have a ribeye steak with caesar salad and parmesan ThinKrisps for dinner. Sugar-free cheesecake for dessert.

08-12-2005, 08:42 PM	#8
Gn2Dlnd Parmmadore Jim Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Casita del Queso Posts: 3,810	I hate to be the pooper on the party, but every store I supply has experienced an increase in business since Atkins filed for bankruptcy. And I love the woman who says she gained 20 pounds after going off the diet - no kidding, sweetie. It means you're hyperinsulinemic. Guess what, if I have a gin and tonic, I get drunk and try to have sex with your boyfriend. It means I'm alcoholic. Now I'm hungry. I think I'll have a ribeye steak with caesar salad and parmesan ThinKrisps for dinner. Sugar-free cheesecake for dessert. __________________ Does anyone still wear a hat?
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