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Cadaverous Pallor · 08-18-2005, 08:28 AM

I ended up reading nearly the entire site. I love it, it's my new addiction. It's been a long time since I've had a comedy site I visit on a constant basis, so I'll make it this one!

alphabassettgrrl · 08-18-2005, 11:08 AM

I love the Steve don't eat its! I'm glad to see he has some new ones up. I love the Gallery of Regrettable Food, too.

He has, elsewhere on his site, some old pictures of Minneapolis. Gotta love that. He has all kinds of things on that site.

Cadaverous Pallor · 10-17-2005, 08:14 PM

New "Steve Don't Eat It"!

Not for the squeamish

AllyOops! · 10-17-2005, 10:18 PM

You know I live for your links, SM.

And after a long day at work followed by a hospital visit to see my sweet little pupcake, I'm exhausted. This has made my night.

Especially the following italicized paragraph, regarding "Urkel O's", which, in my opinion, is the BEST NAME ever for a cereal. In fact, it just might be the best name ever. It rolls off the tongue like honey.

Hey, remember when Family Matters had been on 30 years past it's prime and Urkel invented, like, that suave "way-back machine" and he'd turn into hunka love "Stefan"? You just know that Jaleel White totally demanded that plotline. Then, the show just became a hunka sh*t. And, the little girl who played Judy, the youngest sister, ended up making porno movies (not on the show. Come on people.

). They should have made Judy O's, considering that everybody saw Judy's "O".

WHOA. Off subject much, Ally? Sorry.

I'd also like to point out, that the cereal itself doesn't have a single thing to do with Urkel. It's just strawberry and banana flavored rings. If there was an episode where Urkel lost his virginity to a strawberry flavored ring, I missed it.

And this..

In fact, C3PO's cereal would have been a better Urkel-O's -- look at 'em. Come to think of it, what the hell were C3P0's supposed to be anyway? His eyes? That there is some jedi bulls**t.

SzczerbiakManiac · 10-24-2005, 10:37 AM

Quite similar to S,DEI, is Forrest Walter's Food I Fear. Be sure to click the the links for photos/illustrations.

Enjoy

Tito's Kitten · 10-24-2005, 01:04 PM

Funy yes, but how can someone NOT like Pesto????!!!!

SzczerbiakManiac · 10-24-2005, 01:09 PM

Easily—cause it's yucky.

08-18-2005, 08:28 AM	#11
Cadaverous Pallor ohhhh baby Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Parental Bliss Posts: 12,364	I ended up reading nearly the entire site. I love it, it's my new addiction. It's been a long time since I've had a comedy site I visit on a constant basis, so I'll make it this one! __________________ The second star to the right shines in the night for you
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08-18-2005, 11:08 AM	#12
alphabassettgrrl Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,978	I love the Steve don't eat its! I'm glad to see he has some new ones up. I love the Gallery of Regrettable Food, too. He has, elsewhere on his site, some old pictures of Minneapolis. Gotta love that. He has all kinds of things on that site.
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10-17-2005, 08:14 PM	#13
Cadaverous Pallor ohhhh baby Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Parental Bliss Posts: 12,364	New "Steve Don't Eat It"! Not for the squeamish __________________ The second star to the right shines in the night for you
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10-17-2005, 10:18 PM	#14
AllyOops! It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time!!! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Introspection Intersection Posts: 1,207	You know I live for your links, SM. And after a long day at work followed by a hospital visit to see my sweet little pupcake, I'm exhausted. This has made my night. Especially the following italicized paragraph, regarding "Urkel O's", which, in my opinion, is the BEST NAME ever for a cereal. In fact, it just might be the best name ever. It rolls off the tongue like honey. Hey, remember when Family Matters had been on 30 years past it's prime and Urkel invented, like, that suave "way-back machine" and he'd turn into hunka love "Stefan"? You just know that Jaleel White totally demanded that plotline. Then, the show just became a hunka sht. And, the little girl who played Judy, the youngest sister, ended up making porno movies (not on the show. Come on people. ). They should have made Judy O's, considering that everybody saw Judy's "O". WHOA. Off subject much, Ally? Sorry. I'd also like to point out, that the cereal itself doesn't have a single thing to do with Urkel. It's just strawberry and banana flavored rings. If there was an episode where Urkel lost his virginity to a strawberry flavored ring, I missed it. And this.. In fact, C3PO's cereal would have been a better Urkel-O's -- look at 'em. Come to think of it, what the hell were C3P0's supposed to be anyway? His eyes? That there is some jedi bulls*t. Last edited by AllyOops! : 10-17-2005 at 10:29 PM.
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10-24-2005, 10:37 AM	#15
SzczerbiakManiac "ZER-bee-ak" Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,409	Bring on the FEAR! Quite similar to S,DEI, is Forrest Walter's Food I Fear. Be sure to click the the links for photos/illustrations. Enjoy
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10-24-2005, 01:04 PM	#16
Tito's Kitten Still in love with Ben Gibbard Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: where soul meets body Posts: 180	Funy yes, but how can someone NOT like Pesto????!!!! __________________ Who the hell needs a damn signature anyway?
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10-24-2005, 01:09 PM	#17
SzczerbiakManiac "ZER-bee-ak" Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,409	Easily—cause it's yucky.
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