I've been robbed!!!

lizziebith · 08-24-2005, 11:52 AM

Happened to me last week too: I received an empty box that was supposed to have $70 worth of lipstick in it. I think it's safe to assume the PO did not accept the box for shipment with the neat cut along one side, but they, at some point noticed--because they stamped it "damaged" before delivering it, empty, to me! I doesn't take Sherlock Holmes to figure out the pilfering happened while it was in the possession of the USPS!! Of course the person I bought from on eBay did not offer insurance. Grrr.

Won't do that again....

Boingonut · 08-24-2005, 12:54 PM

Oh man that sucks Lizzi. In my case I am pretty sure it was somebody in my neighborhood and not UPS since I found the box in a place where should not have been, out in the bushes and not on my doorstep. I think if I thought UPS or FedEx or whoever was caring my mail robbed me I would be even madder

. I am so sorry that happend to you

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AllyOops! · 08-24-2005, 01:37 PM

This really steams my clams.

There is NEVER an excuse for that kind of behavior EVER. No excuse for thievery. Now, if I had my way, I would see fit that this person's punishment would entail the following:

First, he/she's beaten within an inch of his/her life with a DVD copy of Glen or Glenda. Then, we finally put an end to the last remaining inch by pummeling him/her with Plan 9 From Outer Space. A copy of Bride Of The Monster (I'm a big Ed Wood fan, too, BTW) is shoved lovingly into his/her mouth with a final farewell of, "Enjoy it in hell, asshole!"

Not before writing delightful sayings all over his sad carcass with Lizziebith's missing lipstick. Especially angling for the genitals where I write, "No one will ever get to know the pleasure of my 1 & 1/2 inches". If it's a female, then I'll just reverse it to, "I only knew the pleasure of various, random 1 & 1/2 inchers". There's something for everyone.

Okay, maybe I'm a little too rough. All kidding aside, growing up in an all law enforcement family has made me a little snarly when it comes to no-goodniks (don't you just love that word?)

Hugs & well wishes, Boingonut & lizzibith! I hope you get new packages soon! My heart goes out to you that you even had to experience that awful misfortune of someone else's selfish, unlawful doing.

08-24-2005, 11:52 AM	#1
lizziebith Wishing these titles could be longe Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Pearblossom CA Posts: 984	Happened to me last week too: I received an empty box that was supposed to have $70 worth of lipstick in it. I think it's safe to assume the PO did not accept the box for shipment with the neat cut along one side, but they, at some point noticed--because they stamped it "damaged" before delivering it, empty, to me! I doesn't take Sherlock Holmes to figure out the pilfering happened while it was in the possession of the USPS!! Of course the person I bought from on eBay did not offer insurance. Grrr. Won't do that again.... __________________ $ DO \|\| !$ DO ; TRY TRY: COMMAND NOT FOUND
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08-24-2005, 12:54 PM	#2
Boingonut Anyone seen my Bike? Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Valencia, CA Posts: 100	Oh man that sucks Lizzi. In my case I am pretty sure it was somebody in my neighborhood and not UPS since I found the box in a place where should not have been, out in the bushes and not on my doorstep. I think if I thought UPS or FedEx or whoever was caring my mail robbed me I would be even madder . I am so sorry that happend to you .
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08-24-2005, 01:37 PM	#3
AllyOops! It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time!!! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Introspection Intersection Posts: 1,207	This really steams my clams. There is NEVER an excuse for that kind of behavior EVER. No excuse for thievery. Now, if I had my way, I would see fit that this person's punishment would entail the following: First, he/she's beaten within an inch of his/her life with a DVD copy of Glen or Glenda. Then, we finally put an end to the last remaining inch by pummeling him/her with Plan 9 From Outer Space. A copy of Bride Of The Monster (I'm a big Ed Wood fan, too, BTW) is shoved lovingly into his/her mouth with a final farewell of, "Enjoy it in hell, asshole!" Not before writing delightful sayings all over his sad carcass with Lizziebith's missing lipstick. Especially angling for the genitals where I write, "No one will ever get to know the pleasure of my 1 & 1/2 inches". If it's a female, then I'll just reverse it to, "I only knew the pleasure of various, random 1 & 1/2 inchers". There's something for everyone. Okay, maybe I'm a little too rough. All kidding aside, growing up in an all law enforcement family has made me a little snarly when it comes to no-goodniks (don't you just love that word?) Hugs & well wishes, Boingonut & lizzibith! I hope you get new packages soon! My heart goes out to you that you even had to experience that awful misfortune of someone else's selfish, unlawful doing.
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