Deep Thoughts

MickeyLumbo · 08-30-2005, 08:29 AM

This is where your deep thoughts can be released... you know the ones you have in the shower or stuck in traffic on the 405.

One good thing about Hell at least, is that you can probably pee wherever you want to.

MickeyLumbo · 08-30-2005, 08:31 AM

I got a dog and named him "Stay".
Now, I go "Come here, Stay!".
After a while, the dog went insane and wouldn't move at all.

MickeyLumbo · 08-30-2005, 08:31 AM

There are three types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't.

scaeagles · 08-30-2005, 08:44 AM

Life is a geometric postulate. You cannot prove it, but it is understood to be true.

Kevy Baby · 08-30-2005, 12:15 PM

There are actually 10 kinds of people in the world: those who can speak binary and those who can't.

Kevy Baby · 08-30-2005, 12:16 PM

Or there are two kinds of people in this world: those who break everybody into two lists and those who don't.

Kevy Baby · 08-30-2005, 12:17 PM

And a couple of gems from Steven Wright;

Why are they called apartments if they are all stuck together?

Why do we park on the driveway and drive on the parkway?

Eliza Hodgkins 1812 · 08-30-2005, 02:10 PM

Everything is going to be okay.

Tref · 08-30-2005, 03:49 PM

Woman ... give 'em inch and they'll mock you and call you, Little man!

Not Afraid · 08-30-2005, 04:56 PM

Everybody has a little dick compared to John Holmes.

08-30-2005, 08:29 AM	#1
MickeyLumbo thankfully grateful Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: shangrila Posts: 1,388	Deep Thoughts This is where your deep thoughts can be released... you know the ones you have in the shower or stuck in traffic on the 405. One good thing about Hell at least, is that you can probably pee wherever you want to. __________________
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08-30-2005, 08:31 AM	#2
MickeyLumbo thankfully grateful Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: shangrila Posts: 1,388	I got a dog and named him "Stay". Now, I go "Come here, Stay!". After a while, the dog went insane and wouldn't move at all. __________________
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08-30-2005, 08:31 AM	#3
MickeyLumbo thankfully grateful Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: shangrila Posts: 1,388	There are three types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't. __________________
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08-30-2005, 08:44 AM	#4
scaeagles I LIKE! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,819	Life is a geometric postulate. You cannot prove it, but it is understood to be true.
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Kevy Baby Chowder Head Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Yes Posts: 18,500	There are actually 10 kinds of people in the world: those who can speak binary and those who can't. __________________ The thing about quotes on the internet is that you cannot verify their validity. - Abraham Lincoln
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08-30-2005, 12:16 PM	#6
Kevy Baby Chowder Head Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Yes Posts: 18,500	Or there are two kinds of people in this world: those who break everybody into two lists and those who don't. __________________ The thing about quotes on the internet is that you cannot verify their validity. - Abraham Lincoln
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08-30-2005, 12:17 PM	#7
Kevy Baby Chowder Head Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Yes Posts: 18,500	And a couple of gems from Steven Wright; Why are they called apartments if they are all stuck together? Why do we park on the driveway and drive on the parkway? __________________ The thing about quotes on the internet is that you cannot verify their validity. - Abraham Lincoln
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Eliza Hodgkins 1812 Sputnik Sweetheart Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Long Beach Posts: 2,685	Everything is going to be okay.
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08-30-2005, 03:49 PM	#9
Tref Not Tref Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 2,188	Woman ... give 'em inch and they'll mock you and call you, Little man! __________________ Tref3.0 Listen in aural 3-D to Pop's muzak! (New songs added semi-bi-daily) j & j Did you know that Emas eht yltcaxe is exactly the same spelled backwards?!
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08-30-2005, 04:56 PM	#10
Not Afraid HI! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 17,108	Everybody has a little dick compared to John Holmes.
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