Proof that I'm going to be the hip old lady on the block someday.

[Eliza Hodgkins 1812]

Originally Posted by Boss Radio

Remember: you're only as old as you look. or feel. or act. or dress.

So, 29....40 (because of my lazy bones)...17...25.....and the median is....what? About 28-29? So, I really am 29, I guess. You know, it really IS all good. I'm just funnin' around. Normally I think I'm the GREATEST THING IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD...next to Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and Captain von Trapp.

Then again, I think you're still just a kid...which makes me the tragically unhip, aging eccentric odd fellow on the block.

You are neither tragically un-anything or excessively odd, boss man!

Plus, you give me lots of cool ****.