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mistyisjafo · 09-19-2005, 11:41 AM

Ar, I be hungover from the weekend and furgot to talk like a pirate today. You be needing a thank you from me arr

Tito's Kitten · 09-19-2005, 12:54 PM

talking like a pirate will take too much engery today. Arrrrrgggggggg.... I'll just wear an eye patch. That counts right?

Matterhorn Fan · 09-19-2005, 03:34 PM

Arrrr, me be wishin' Talk Like a Pirate Day were on a Friday, I be.

wendybeth · 09-19-2005, 04:17 PM

Fear not, young Matterhorn Fan- just follow the lead of those mutinous lads from the Crimson Permanent Assurance! Round up those scurvy Administrators and Managers and make them walk the plank!

Brought to ye by the lads at Monty Python.

Morrigoon · 09-19-2005, 04:19 PM

The Crimson Permanent Assurance! If I had mojo to give ya, you'd have gotten some for THAT reference!

wendybeth · 09-19-2005, 04:22 PM

Lol- I just had to run back and get this especially for you, Morri!

Accountancy Shanty Lyrics

Artist: Monty Python (Buy Monty Python CDs)

LEAD PIRATE:
Full speed ahead, Mr. Cohen!

CHORUS:
Up, up, up your premium. Up, up, up your premium.
PIRATE:
Scribble away!
CHORUS:
Up, up, up your premium.
PIRATE:
And balance the books.
CHORUS:
Up, up, up your premium.
PIRATE:
Scribble away!
CHORUS:
Up, up, up your premium.
PIRATE:
But manage the books.
CHORUS:
Up, up, up.

PIRATES:It's fun to charter an accountant
And sail the wide accountancy,
To find, explore the funds offshore
And skirt the shoals of bankruptcy!

It can be manly in insurance.
We'll up your premium semi-annually.
It's all tax deductible.
We're fairly incorruptible,
We're sailing on the wide accountancy!

LEAD PIRATE:
Oh, this is fun, Mr. Cohen!
PIRATE:
Sail away!...
CHORUS:
Up, up, up...
LEAD PIRATE:
Fetch me another exotic salute. To port! Bring her port to shell out! And the medium guys shell out to port! Balance the books! Bring me another small shellfish, Mr. Cohen...

Gemini Cricket · 09-19-2005, 04:23 PM

Ahoy, Mateys! Arrrr, this butt pirate wants ta wish ye a Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day.

libraryvixen · 09-19-2005, 05:25 PM

You must spread some Mojo around before giving it to Gemini Cricket again.

libraryvixen · 09-19-2005, 05:28 PM

Arrrgh thar be the shoddy film festival today and everyone 'ere wants to use the potty. They be a uncivilized bunch.

wendybeth · 09-19-2005, 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by libraryvixen

You must spread some Mojo around before giving it to Gemini Cricket again.

I be sufferin' from the same affliction, Vixen!

09-19-2005, 11:41 AM	#11
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09-19-2005, 12:54 PM	#12
Tito's Kitten Still in love with Ben Gibbard Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: where soul meets body Posts: 180	talking like a pirate will take too much engery today. Arrrrrgggggggg.... I'll just wear an eye patch. That counts right? __________________ Who the hell needs a damn signature anyway?
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09-19-2005, 03:34 PM	#13
Matterhorn Fan Double Agent Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Back East Posts: 2,071	Arrrr, me be wishin' Talk Like a Pirate Day were on a Friday, I be.
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09-19-2005, 04:17 PM	#14
wendybeth Nevermind Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,847	Fear not, young Matterhorn Fan- just follow the lead of those mutinous lads from the Crimson Permanent Assurance! Round up those scurvy Administrators and Managers and make them walk the plank! Brought to ye by the lads at Monty Python. __________________
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09-19-2005, 04:19 PM	#15
Morrigoon I throw stones at houses Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Location: Location Posts: 9,534	The Crimson Permanent Assurance! If I had mojo to give ya, you'd have gotten some for THAT reference! __________________ http://bash.org/?top "It is useless for sheep to pass a resolution in favor of vegetarianism while wolves remain of a different opinion." -- William Randolph Inge
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09-19-2005, 04:22 PM	#16
wendybeth Nevermind Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,847	Lol- I just had to run back and get this especially for you, Morri! Accountancy Shanty Lyrics Artist: Monty Python (Buy Monty Python CDs) LEAD PIRATE: Full speed ahead, Mr. Cohen! CHORUS: Up, up, up your premium. Up, up, up your premium. PIRATE: Scribble away! CHORUS: Up, up, up your premium. PIRATE: And balance the books. CHORUS: Up, up, up your premium. PIRATE: Scribble away! CHORUS: Up, up, up your premium. PIRATE: But manage the books. CHORUS: Up, up, up. PIRATES:It's fun to charter an accountant And sail the wide accountancy, To find, explore the funds offshore And skirt the shoals of bankruptcy! It can be manly in insurance. We'll up your premium semi-annually. It's all tax deductible. We're fairly incorruptible, We're sailing on the wide accountancy! LEAD PIRATE: Oh, this is fun, Mr. Cohen! PIRATE: Sail away!... CHORUS: Up, up, up... LEAD PIRATE: Fetch me another exotic salute. To port! Bring her port to shell out! And the medium guys shell out to port! Balance the books! Bring me another small shellfish, Mr. Cohen... __________________
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09-19-2005, 04:23 PM	#17
Gemini Cricket ... Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 13,244	Ahoy, Mateys! Arrrr, this butt pirate wants ta wish ye a Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day.
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09-19-2005, 05:25 PM	#18
libraryvixen is part of the resistance Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: up North Posts: 963	You must spread some Mojo around before giving it to Gemini Cricket again. __________________ Yes, I'm still alive!
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09-19-2005, 05:28 PM	#19
libraryvixen is part of the resistance Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: up North Posts: 963	Arrrgh thar be the shoddy film festival today and everyone 'ere wants to use the potty. They be a uncivilized bunch. __________________ Yes, I'm still alive!
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