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Cadaverous Pallor · 09-19-2005, 06:50 PM

I'm so glad it's "non-caustic". When I'm buying cleaner for my cooch, the first thing I look for is the words "non-caustic".

I wonder how many men ended up with a mouthful of disinfectant.

wendybeth · 09-19-2005, 10:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Cadaverous Pallor

I'm so glad it's "non-caustic". When I'm buying cleaner for my cooch, the first thing I look for is the words "non-caustic"

I wonder how many men ended up with a mouthful of disinfectant.

None that will admit it, I'm sure.

NirvanaMan · 09-19-2005, 11:03 PM

Does it come in pine scent?

Jazzman · 09-20-2005, 01:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Cadaverous Pallor

When I'm buying cleaner for my cooch, the first thing I look for is the words "non-caustic".

Now filed in the "Future Sig Lines" folder.

Classic!

Ponine · 09-20-2005, 11:00 AM

All right folks... I had to know.... so here you go... more ads...
Old Lysol Ads

I'm going to go puke now.

Prudence · 09-20-2005, 11:16 AM

Oh my heck -- ad #8 "...only a poison can kill germs." Oh yes, I think that's a fine place to put poison.

Morrigoon · 09-20-2005, 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Jazzman

Now filed in the "Future Sig Lines" folder.

Classic!

Feh, how about the NOW sig lines folder!

PanTheMan · 09-20-2005, 11:41 AM

I thought most women just stood on thier heads and poured in a cup of bleach once a week...

(Runs Screaming out the door........)

alphabassettgrrl · 09-20-2005, 11:13 PM

Lysol will "restore every woman's confidence in her power to please". Um, that's not the way to be pleasing... or, rather, there are so many better ways to ...

"It is non-poisonous when diluted and used according to directions".

Um, has the writer of the ads recognized that this is a bit of a *sensitive* area???

I don't know whether to laugh or scream. Truly. I do know that I don't want my women to smell like pine...

Jazzman · 09-21-2005, 01:18 AM

If a lady really wants to "restore her power to please" down there, she should pass on the Lysol and instead use cheescake!

Oh, wait.... that might not go so well there either.....

09-19-2005, 06:50 PM	#11
Cadaverous Pallor ohhhh baby Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Parental Bliss Posts: 12,364	I'm so glad it's "non-caustic". When I'm buying cleaner for my cooch, the first thing I look for is the words "non-caustic". I wonder how many men ended up with a mouthful of disinfectant. __________________ The second star to the right shines in the night for you
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NirvanaMan Making Change Happen Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 990	Does it come in pine scent?
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09-20-2005, 11:00 AM	#15
Ponine Virgin Ears Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: San Diego Posts: 2,075	All right folks... I had to know.... so here you go... more ads... Old Lysol Ads I'm going to go puke now. __________________ There's something strange, There's something wrong. I see a change - It's like when love dies.
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Prudence Beelzeboobs, Esq. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Gavel - I haz it Posts: 6,287	Oh my heck -- ad #8 "...only a poison can kill germs." Oh yes, I think that's a fine place to put poison. __________________ traguna macoities tracorum satis de
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PanTheMan Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Somewhere between you, and just over there. Posts: 258	I thought most women just stood on thier heads and poured in a cup of bleach once a week... (Runs Screaming out the door........) __________________ What if the Hokey Pokey IS what it's all about? ....
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alphabassettgrrl Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,978	Lysol will "restore every woman's confidence in her power to please". Um, that's not the way to be pleasing... or, rather, there are so many better ways to ... "It is non-poisonous when diluted and used according to directions". Um, has the writer of the ads recognized that this is a bit of a sensitive area??? I don't know whether to laugh or scream. Truly. I do know that I don't want my women to smell like pine... __________________ Why cycling? Anything [sport] that had to do with a ball, I wasn't very good at. -Lance Armstrong
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09-21-2005, 01:18 AM	#20
Jazzman Sax God Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Portland's Tijuana Posts: 510	If a lady really wants to "restore her power to please" down there, she should pass on the Lysol and instead use cheescake! Oh, wait.... that might not go so well there either.....
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