A Poem With No Form, Point, or Skill About Patricia Arquette’s Emmy Hair - Page 2

wendybeth · 09-21-2005, 12:06 AM

I do too, Lizzie- I'll never forget her kicking James Gandolfini's ass in 'True Romance'. You go, girl!

Prudence · 09-21-2005, 08:25 AM

So Gwen Steffani can be old Hollywood glamour from the neck up and, well, modern Hollywood ho from the neck down and she's a trailblazing trendsetter, but Ms. Arquette's hair is an issue?

Stan4dSteph · 09-21-2005, 08:52 AM

Is Patricia Arquette pregnant? I just get that impression.

I'm more concerned with the fact that it appears her dress was a size too small for her. She's not overweight, but that dress didn't do her any favors.

Morrigoon · 09-21-2005, 10:00 AM

OMG, I *love* the hairdo, what's wrong with it?

lizziebith · 09-21-2005, 11:06 AM

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You must spread some Mojo around before giving it to Prudence again.

And Patricia is not pregnant -- she always glows that way!

Not Afraid · 09-21-2005, 11:39 AM

I LOVE her hair! But, I'm a sucker for a good retro 30's look.

OMG!

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!

Great caption for an unbleievable picture:
Apparently, you had such success looking like a desperate head-case last year that, in 2005, you've taken the shredded look just far enough to make it clear precisely how Brazilian your wax job is. You look like an extra who wandered, drunk and clueless, off the set of a porno called Julius Pleaser: Eh tu, Bootay?

Eliza Hodgkins 1812 · 09-21-2005, 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Not Afraid

I LOVE her hair! But, I'm a sucker for a good retro 30's look.

I know. It's totally retro! These fashionistas are being very stupid about this fantastic hairdo.

LMFAO at that other caption, though. No pube muscles visible on the red carpet, ladies. For the love of Jesus, wear panties and a REAL dress.

Morrigoon · 09-21-2005, 11:52 AM

Wow, that woman's award show history is like a page out of ghetto prom!

Not Afraid · 09-21-2005, 12:29 PM

That girl's Lysol is showing!

€uroMeinke · 09-21-2005, 09:22 PM

I think it's great that the awards are now clothing optional

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Stan4dSteph Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: East Bay Area, CA Posts: 3,156	Is Patricia Arquette pregnant? I just get that impression. I'm more concerned with the fact that it appears her dress was a size too small for her. She's not overweight, but that dress didn't do her any favors.
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Morrigoon I throw stones at houses Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Location: Location Posts: 9,534	OMG, I love the hairdo, what's wrong with it? __________________ http://bash.org/?top "It is useless for sheep to pass a resolution in favor of vegetarianism while wolves remain of a different opinion." -- William Randolph Inge
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Not Afraid HI! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 17,108	I LOVE her hair! But, I'm a sucker for a good retro 30's look. OMG! OMG!!!!!!!!!!! Great caption for an unbleievable picture: Apparently, you had such success looking like a desperate head-case last year that, in 2005, you've taken the shredded look just far enough to make it clear precisely how Brazilian your wax job is. You look like an extra who wandered, drunk and clueless, off the set of a porno called Julius Pleaser: Eh tu, Bootay? Last edited by Not Afraid : 09-21-2005 at 11:45 AM.
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Morrigoon I throw stones at houses Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Location: Location Posts: 9,534	Wow, that woman's award show history is like a page out of ghetto prom! __________________ http://bash.org/?top "It is useless for sheep to pass a resolution in favor of vegetarianism while wolves remain of a different opinion." -- William Randolph Inge
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€uroMeinke L'Hédoniste Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: A.S.C.O.T. Posts: 8,671	I think it's great that the awards are now clothing optional __________________ I would believe only in a God that knows how to Dance. Friedrich Nietzsche
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