Funny/Bizarre/Ironic merchandise

AllyOops! · 09-27-2005, 03:30 PM

Speaking of pick-up trucks...

WHY?

I like that the word "classy" is added in the description. I also am fond of the fact that these balls come in the shades of "champagne" & "mocha". Who hasn't looked at a boyfriend/husband's balls and said, "Why, those beauties remind me of a glass of Cristal! May I please put your sack on ice? Because Baby, your'e smuggling Dom Perignon in those Calvin's, and I wants me a sip."

And yes, I'm even more proud of the fact that I have seen these hanging off the back of a raised monster truck square in the middle of the city.

To the owner of said truck: you had me at the first sway of those balls when the light turned green. Them's some klassy sh*t.

Hades · 09-27-2005, 04:02 PM

About those truck balls...

Why on God's green earth would anyone need to have a chain and lock for those!?! What kind of trailer park trash would need to steal those and hang them on their...

Nevermind.

AllyOops! · 09-27-2005, 04:36 PM

Listen, Hades..

I KNOW your'e talkin' about MY man. You remember I met him the night I snuck into Talk Of The Town Trailer Park in Norwalk, CA., drunk off of my ass from mixing Mad Dog & Pabst (I save Night Train & St. Paulie Girl for the Holidays, washed down with Box Wine), armed with a pair of lock snips and the main goal of stealing his balls? Truck balls, mind you. Try as I may, that bastard Pervis had a strong pair of certified Truck Balls lock and chain. When he caught me and tried to shoot me, it was love at first pistol whip (He's a gentlemen. He doesn't successfully shoot women). He gave me his treasured balls, and I gave him some of my teeth (who needs a full set?). Now? I get the pleasure of his real, truckless balls. In Asti Spumante champagne. Sigh. Such a prize!

Hades · 09-27-2005, 04:44 PM

Truck nuts is just a couple of steps lower than having the giant brama bull sticker on the door of your truck. It's actually the red neck version of the same, isn't it?

AllyOops! · 09-27-2005, 04:47 PM

Pervis has the big ass Brama Bull sticker stuck on the door of our trailer. Dammit! Stop mockin'!

It covers our red circle sticker that alerts Firefighters that there are children inside in case of a fire. Priorities, people.

Morrigoon, Mickey & Friends and Truck Nuts in the same post, and same sentence, no less, has me DYING laughing!! I love it!

AllyOops! · 09-27-2005, 05:03 PM

Hades, I CAN'T believe you don't remember the red circle sticker! My parents had one affixed to my window when I was a child. It lets the Firefighters know to hit that room first because it has a child inside.

My parents waffled between that or the "let 'em fry" sticker.

I'm sorry. That was in way poor taste.

I might be dying laughing, but unless your'e as sick as I am, you won't. And I really, truly did have the red circle sticker.

To redeem myself, more useless stuff:

Clown Heads

Okay, I googled "Kleenex Kozies", because that's always a winner, and got this as the very FIRST link:

FabsBoards.com Discussion Boards - View Profile: AllyOfTheDolls
Interests: Macrame Owls, drooling at the Senior
PGA Tour , knitting kleenex kozies & watching you shower. Occupation: porn star.

Hahaha!! SCARY!

Hades · 09-27-2005, 05:06 PM

I came across this little article from the 'OC Weekly' site. This may shed a little light on the cultural icon of the Mexican male. Then again, it might not...

http://www.ocweekly.com/ink/05/49/ask-arellano.php

09-27-2005, 03:30 PM	#1
AllyOops! It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time!!! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Introspection Intersection Posts: 1,207	Speaking of pick-up trucks... WHY? I like that the word "classy" is added in the description. I also am fond of the fact that these balls come in the shades of "champagne" & "mocha". Who hasn't looked at a boyfriend/husband's balls and said, "Why, those beauties remind me of a glass of Cristal! May I please put your sack on ice? Because Baby, your'e smuggling Dom Perignon in those Calvin's, and I wants me a sip." And yes, I'm even more proud of the fact that I have seen these hanging off the back of a raised monster truck square in the middle of the city. To the owner of said truck: you had me at the first sway of those balls when the light turned green. Them's some klassy sh*t.
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09-27-2005, 04:02 PM	#2
Hades Silly Rabbit! Tricks are for kids! Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 80	About those truck balls... Why on God's green earth would anyone need to have a chain and lock for those!?! What kind of trailer park trash would need to steal those and hang them on their... Nevermind. __________________ And you were waiting for the other shoe to drop?!!
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09-27-2005, 04:36 PM	#3
AllyOops! It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time!!! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Introspection Intersection Posts: 1,207	Listen, Hades.. I KNOW your'e talkin' about MY man. You remember I met him the night I snuck into Talk Of The Town Trailer Park in Norwalk, CA., drunk off of my ass from mixing Mad Dog & Pabst (I save Night Train & St. Paulie Girl for the Holidays, washed down with Box Wine), armed with a pair of lock snips and the main goal of stealing his balls? Truck balls, mind you. Try as I may, that bastard Pervis had a strong pair of certified Truck Balls lock and chain. When he caught me and tried to shoot me, it was love at first pistol whip (He's a gentlemen. He doesn't successfully shoot women). He gave me his treasured balls, and I gave him some of my teeth (who needs a full set?). Now? I get the pleasure of his real, truckless balls. In Asti Spumante champagne. Sigh. Such a prize!
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09-27-2005, 04:44 PM	#4
Hades Silly Rabbit! Tricks are for kids! Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 80	Truck nuts is just a couple of steps lower than having the giant brama bull sticker on the door of your truck. It's actually the red neck version of the same, isn't it? __________________ And you were waiting for the other shoe to drop?!!
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09-27-2005, 04:47 PM	#5
AllyOops! It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time!!! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Introspection Intersection Posts: 1,207	Pervis has the big ass Brama Bull sticker stuck on the door of our trailer. Dammit! Stop mockin'! It covers our red circle sticker that alerts Firefighters that there are children inside in case of a fire. Priorities, people. Morrigoon, Mickey & Friends and Truck Nuts in the same post, and same sentence, no less, has me DYING laughing!! I love it!
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09-27-2005, 05:03 PM	#6
AllyOops! It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time!!! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Introspection Intersection Posts: 1,207	Hades, I CAN'T believe you don't remember the red circle sticker! My parents had one affixed to my window when I was a child. It lets the Firefighters know to hit that room first because it has a child inside. My parents waffled between that or the "let 'em fry" sticker. I'm sorry. That was in way poor taste. I might be dying laughing, but unless your'e as sick as I am, you won't. And I really, truly did have the red circle sticker. To redeem myself, more useless stuff: Clown Heads Okay, I googled "Kleenex Kozies", because that's always a winner, and got this as the very FIRST link: FabsBoards.com Discussion Boards - View Profile: AllyOfTheDolls Interests: Macrame Owls, drooling at the Senior PGA Tour , knitting kleenex kozies & watching you shower. Occupation: porn star. Hahaha!! SCARY!
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09-27-2005, 05:06 PM	#7
Hades Silly Rabbit! Tricks are for kids! Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 80	I came across this little article from the 'OC Weekly' site. This may shed a little light on the cultural icon of the Mexican male. Then again, it might not... http://www.ocweekly.com/ink/05/49/ask-arellano.php __________________ And you were waiting for the other shoe to drop?!!
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