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BRAAAAAAAINS!
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heat seeking moisture missile
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I LIKE!
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My favorite has always been "Big Jim and the Twins".
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I Floop the Pig
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I'm fond of the Australian "Bait and tackle."
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avatar transition
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For potty purposes, we tend to say peepee a lot here. As in, "Hey! Where's baby's peepee, Mommy?"
In the grown up world I prefer little followed by the person's name. I.E. little michael. I figure it does half the thinking, it deserves half the name. ![]() For testicles, I prefer, family jewels, balls, nads, little friends, etc.
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I LIKE!
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George Carlin had the famous "one eyed wonder worm".
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thankfully grateful
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don't think for a moment that YOU PEOPLE are gonna drag me down into your pecker thread.
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I Floop the Pig
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There's Martin Lawrence's infamous "pilly packer".
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ohhhh baby
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C o c k.
What a great word. Something about that "k" sound is so satisfying. Much like in the word f u c k. And you get it twice with c o c k! Dick is another good one for the same reason but since you can say that anytime, it takes the fun out of it. Interesting how the k sound makes an appearance in the most taboo word for vagina, but just at the beginning. Rod and shaft are next on the list. Auxillary terms. Nice to change things up. The rest make me giggle (while the former make me...)
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Parmmadore Jim
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Walt's little friend.
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Show me on the bear.
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Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong? It's swell to have a stiffy, It's devine to own a dick. From the tiniest little tadger To the world's biggest prick! So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas. Hooray for your one-eyed trousers snake. Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend, Your Percy or your ****. You can wrap it up in ribbons, You can slip it in your sock. Don't take it out in public, Or they will put you in the dock ... And you won't come back. thank you very much. |
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