Favorite C o c k Name - Page 4

Cadaverous Pallor · 10-12-2005, 01:13 PM

Why "John Thomas", anyway? And why "Johnson"? Perhaps the full name is John Thomas Johnson?

Not Afraid · 10-12-2005, 03:18 PM

John Thomas comes from D.H. Lawrences "Lady Chatterly's Lover" - the famous and controversial - and banned - novel by one really wonderful writer. The female equivilient from the novel is Lady Jane.

MickeyLumbo · 10-12-2005, 03:59 PM

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John Thomas comes from D.H. Lawrences "Lady Chatterly's Lover" - the famous and controversial - and banned - novel by one really wonderful writer. The female equivilient from the novel is Lady Jane.

oooh. i loved that movie.

MickeyLumbo · 10-12-2005, 04:00 PM

Some might think I'm as happy as a puppy with two peters about this thread, but, the truth is I am trying very hard not to get sucked into it.

Name · 10-12-2005, 04:45 PM

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John Thomas comes from D.H. Lawrences "Lady Chatterly's Lover" - the famous and controversial - and banned - novel by one really wonderful writer. The female equivilient from the novel is Lady Jane.

Wasn't Lady Jane a GI Joe character.... Hrmmmmmmm..... damn the toy companies for subjecting me to such smut at such a young age, I should sue.....

favs...

Peter....

and Richard, as in Richard Cranium....

hee hee

MouseWife · 10-15-2005, 12:12 PM

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Richard, as in Richard Cranium....

hee hee

Oh, I call my Hubster this when I am not pleased. He knows to shorten it... See, his name is Richard.....

Parents make up all sorts of names for different things...

I have no idea where this one came from:

Dingo Dog.

Now when talking with an adult...well, we don't actually discuss the actual physical appearance of 'it'. More like the whole package. Package. LOL How is it wrapped...tight jeans, etc. Hot MF or what? Is he do worthy, etc.

Oh, that is with my gal pals, of course.

Kevy Baby · 10-16-2005, 09:53 PM

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...as in Richard Cranium....

Reminds me of an old favorite of refering to someone as suffering from cranial-rectumitis.

Gn2Dlnd · 10-12-2005, 03:27 PM

As in the cake shop on Melrose called Sweet Lady Jane's?

Ew, I think.

Not Afraid · 10-12-2005, 05:12 PM

Here's one of my favorite "bad" names and a story to go along with it:

A friend of mine was ending a relationship with a person who wrongly fancied herself as a seductress. The jilted one kept sending skanky text messages to my friend. My favorite went something like this: "I'm so hot, I'd die for a nice big cocksickle". That STILL provides a good laugh many moons later.

LSPoorEeyorick · 10-12-2005, 05:31 PM

Is this the equivalent of a public game of p e n i s? You know, one person whispers the word, and then somebody says it louder, and the next dude says it even louder until someone is forced to yell it out loud in the library?

I don't know why lately I so enjoy a "chubby."

Well, I know why I enjoy it. I just don't know why it's the name that has been popping into my head. Only in a comedic sexual sense though, as it seems to suit "boinking," our preferred comic sexual verb.

Generally, though, dick is a sufficient term to grunt. Dick is all I need.

Twig and berries also a fun one, but generally not apt.

10-12-2005, 01:13 PM	#1
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Not Afraid HI! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 17,108	John Thomas comes from D.H. Lawrences "Lady Chatterly's Lover" - the famous and controversial - and banned - novel by one really wonderful writer. The female equivilient from the novel is Lady Jane.
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Gn2Dlnd Parmmadore Jim Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Casita del Queso Posts: 3,810	As in the cake shop on Melrose called Sweet Lady Jane's? Ew, I think. __________________ Does anyone still wear a hat?
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10-12-2005, 05:12 PM	#9
Not Afraid HI! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 17,108	Here's one of my favorite "bad" names and a story to go along with it: A friend of mine was ending a relationship with a person who wrongly fancied herself as a seductress. The jilted one kept sending skanky text messages to my friend. My favorite went something like this: "I'm so hot, I'd die for a nice big cocksickle". That STILL provides a good laugh many moons later.
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10-12-2005, 05:31 PM	#10
LSPoorEeyorick scribblin' Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: in the moment Posts: 3,872	Is this the equivalent of a public game of p e n i s? You know, one person whispers the word, and then somebody says it louder, and the next dude says it even louder until someone is forced to yell it out loud in the library? I don't know why lately I so enjoy a "chubby." Well, I know why I enjoy it. I just don't know why it's the name that has been popping into my head. Only in a comedic sexual sense though, as it seems to suit "boinking," our preferred comic sexual verb. Generally, though, dick is a sufficient term to grunt. Dick is all I need. Twig and berries also a fun one, but generally not apt.
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