Favorite C o c k Name

[AllyOops!]

Originally Posted by Cadaverous Pallor

I've reclaimed c u n t, though I also use it as an insult. It's the worst things I can call a woman...yet it's also one of the hottest words in bed....go figure.

Same is true for c o c k though.

You took the post right out of my mouth. I couldn't agree more.

I bashfully admit that when in relationships, I've had to teach polite & considerate boyfriends that it's more then allowed and okay to use that word. It's not disrespectful in my handbook. The nastier and naughtier, the hotter!

[Gn2Dlnd]

Originally Posted by AllyOfTheDolls

You took the post right out of my mouth.

Where ARE those smelling salts?!?

[Not Afraid]

:NA rushes in some smelling salts for the Commodore:

[innerSpaceman]

Three pages and no one has used "Schvonschouker?"


I will forgive Not Afraid, as she is the only person on earth who can't quote Young Frankenstein, but what's up with everyone else?



Also, notice the mysongenistic intentions of the human attributes we hurl at people with genital-based epithets: Hence, "You dick!" generally means inconsiderate or stupid, while "You <unt!" denotes coniving and mean and downright freaking evil.

[Gn2Dlnd]

Schvanschtucker. There, I said it.
As in, "Why, he must have an enormous schvanschtucker!" "That goes without saying..."

[€uroMeinke]

I've come to enjoy p*ssy much more since the Brazilian Girls...

[Not Afraid]

Does that mean marijuana is next?

[CoasterMatt]

For some reason, this thread has me thinking of a song by the Cramps, 'Can Your P U S S Y Do The Dog?"

[Not Afraid]

My _____ can do the dog, if your p u s s y can.

I'm missing a lyric here. Help me somebody.

[Kevy Baby]

Originally Posted by Not Afraid

I'm missing a lyric here. Help me somebody.

Here kitty kitty. You better move along. Cuz the big cats walk at the break of dawn. Now doggonnit baby. Oohh I said doggone...Hey can your pussy do the dog? Can your pussy do the dog? Can your pussy do the (houndog, bulldog, poodlecut) baby? Can your pussy do the dog? This whole mess useless now as a whistle on a plow. If your pussy can't do the dog. I'm the king of the jungle. They call me tiger man. I'm gonna do the bird. If I can, if I can. My bird can do the dog. If your pussy can? Come on and wag that tail. Baby you can't fail. If'n your pussy can't do the dog. Hey hey hey...Hully hully gully...No pedigree from France will get you in the dance. Lessin your pussy can do the dog. Come on and wag that tail baby you can't fail. If'n your pussy can do the dog. Cha cha cha!