Librarians everywhere hate me

[Eliza Hodgkins 1812]

Librarians hate me, too.

When, really, they should thank me. My enormous fines have no doubt bought them a few books, even if they had to waste man power to call me again and again about the late books, the late fees.

And, most recently, they sent creditors after me. I have a library fine on my credit report!

How...intellectual?

Heh.