If you had three wishes

[Eliza Hodgkins 1812]

I'm going the selfish route.

1. Good health, and all I really mean by that is healthy, clear, pretty, easy to manage skin and healthy gums and teeth, so I can stop worrying about my upcoming dentist visit in November...I'm pretty sure the news will be a) bad...b) expensive.

2. My cats stay young and healthy and happy until the day I day, even if I die at 90.

3. A gurantee that I will not die until the following three things have happened (after which, whatever time I have left is okay by me...):

- I have read the final Harry Potter book. I really don't want to die before finishing that damn series.
- I've had satisfying mattress acrobatics with Gerard Butler. It doesn't have to be mind blowing...just...satisfying.
- Some evil British dude says, "Clever girl," after I thwart his nefarious plans to destroy...something...me, my friends, the world. Just so long as there is thwarting and I get to hear, "Clever girl."

[LSPoorEeyorick]

Originally Posted by Eliza Hodgkins 1812

I really don't want to die before finishing that damn series.

Buzzz. Incomplete answer! You also don't want JKR to die, which is what the tricksy devil would do if you wished for just your own health before the series ended.

[Eliza Hodgkins 1812]

Originally Posted by LSPoorEeyorick

Buzzz. Incomplete answer! You also don't want JKR to die, which is what the tricksy devil would do if you wished for just your own health before the series ended.

Oh, Feck. You're right. FECK!

I'd like to revise my wish to include J.K. Rowling's mental and physical well being, as well, at least until after she finishes the damn series.

Bastard wishes!