Kingdom of Loathing

Prudence · 10-28-2005, 12:00 PM

HAHAHAHA!

" As you wander the corpse-strewn battlefield, you see a giant man in a giant breastplate painted with the Cloaca-Cola insignia. He's standing with his hands on his knees, taking a break from the battle. As you draw closer, you recognize his face from drawings in your history books.

"Wow, you're Mean José Verde!" you say. "You're the meanest, orneriest, most vicious... er... sorry to bother you, sir." You find a can of Cloaca-Cola amidst the detritus on the battlefield. "Here, Mean José!"

The man glares at you, then drains the can in one long swallow and smiles at you. "Thanks, kid." He takes off his breastplate and throws it at you.

You're crushed beneath the weight, but getting out from under it proves to be an effective workout.

You gain 27 Muscleboundness.
You gain a Muscle point!"

10-28-2005, 12:00 PM	#1
Prudence Beelzeboobs, Esq. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Gavel - I haz it Posts: 6,287	HAHAHAHA! " As you wander the corpse-strewn battlefield, you see a giant man in a giant breastplate painted with the Cloaca-Cola insignia. He's standing with his hands on his knees, taking a break from the battle. As you draw closer, you recognize his face from drawings in your history books. "Wow, you're Mean José Verde!" you say. "You're the meanest, orneriest, most vicious... er... sorry to bother you, sir." You find a can of Cloaca-Cola amidst the detritus on the battlefield. "Here, Mean José!" The man glares at you, then drains the can in one long swallow and smiles at you. "Thanks, kid." He takes off his breastplate and throws it at you. You're crushed beneath the weight, but getting out from under it proves to be an effective workout. You gain 27 Muscleboundness. You gain a Muscle point!" __________________ traguna macoities tracorum satis de
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