An Apology to scaeagles

[scaeagles]

Originally Posted by Motorboat Cruiser

Next thing you know, you will be lying and saying that I gave you the authorization to kill the kitty.

Since you know how I feel about the scum of the animal kingdom, sending me a cat would in fact be de facto authorization. Plus, to me it would be defense of myself and my family.

But, perhaps it would be better that the children not know it was me who killed it (hypothetically, of course). I KNOW! I could name it Vince Foster, break it's neck, and then stick it in the street and say it ran out in the street and was hit by a car!

That would work.