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[Ghoulish Delight]

Maybe they just put their ass pants on backwards.

[€uroMeinke]

Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight

Maybe they just put their ass pants on backwards.

That of course was my original suspicion - but as I gazed at this woman's crotch trying to read it's message (as one's lap is usually much less of a billboard than one's ass) it was clear that they were intended to be worn that way.

[Cadaverous Pallor]

Originally Posted by €uroMeinke

That of course was my original suspicion - but as I gazed at this woman's crotch trying to read it's message (as one's lap is usually much less of a billboard than one's ass) it was clear that they were intended to be worn that way.

Maybe that's the best approach, rather than talking to them - just stand there and stare at their crotch for a long period of time. You could even walk right up to them, stand close enough for conversation, and stare until they get uncomfortable.

With the words "Sex Sea" written there, I might have to say "So there's salt water in your cooch?"

[€uroMeinke]

Originally Posted by Cadaverous Pallor

With the words "Sex Sea" written there, I might have to say "So there's salt water in your cooch?"

Or, "if I put my ear in your crotch would I hear the ocean?"

[scaeagles]

Originally Posted by €uroMeinke

Or, "if I put my ear in your crotch would I hear the ocean?"

Or, "Are you advertising to all the sailors out there you'll do them?".

[Capt Jack]

Originally Posted by €uroMeinke

"if I put my ear in your crotch would I hear the ocean?"

or just find crabs?

[alphabassettgrrl]

Eewwww!