Random Acts of Kindness

SacTown Chronic · 11-30-2005, 03:22 PM

Pull the sweatpants out of the ass crack of the lady in line in front of you at the store. You know she wants to do it herself but there are too many witnesses.

scaeagles · 11-30-2005, 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by SacTown Chronic

Pull the sweatpants out of the ass crack of the lady in line in front of you at the store.

Just remember, if you get to her thong, you've dug too deep.

BarTopDancer · 11-30-2005, 03:56 PM

Hug a consertative.

MG,

Your story reminds me of the random act of kindness that was done to me. I was out with Flubber buying a couch for my house and we discovered that the couch would not fit in the back of my Explorer. We started considering pushing it back to my house when a guy with a truck offered to take it over for us. We tried to pay him, he just said pay it forward.

Capt Jack · 11-30-2005, 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by SacTown Chronic

Pull the sweatpants out of the ass crack of the lady in line in front of you at the store. You know she wants to do it herself but there are too many witnesses.

oh thats just lovely. I just spit coffee all over my monitor.

good one

Alex · 11-30-2005, 04:29 PM

Isn't taking in your neighbor's garbage cans technically theft? What do you do with them? Release them into the wild?

I'll wave at the people on the other side of my neighbors. I have a firm policy to never get sociable with my direct neighbors since it would be too weird if we didn't like each other.

Since I'm essentially a shut in these days I don't get many opportunities to commit random acts of kindness (though if you set out to do it, is it really random?) so I'll count closing the blinds when I'm naked. I'm sure the neighbors appreciate it greatly.

11-30-2005, 03:22 PM	#1
SacTown Chronic the myth of the dream Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 2,217	Pull the sweatpants out of the ass crack of the lady in line in front of you at the store. You know she wants to do it herself but there are too many witnesses. __________________ Is it the fingers, or the brain that you're teaching a lesson?
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11-30-2005, 03:56 PM	#3
BarTopDancer Prepping... Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Here, there, everywhere Posts: 11,405	Hug a consertative. MG, Your story reminds me of the random act of kindness that was done to me. I was out with Flubber buying a couch for my house and we discovered that the couch would not fit in the back of my Explorer. We started considering pushing it back to my house when a guy with a truck offered to take it over for us. We tried to pay him, he just said pay it forward. __________________ Spork is the new MacGyver Postcards From My Edge
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11-30-2005, 04:29 PM	#5
Alex . Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 13,354	Isn't taking in your neighbor's garbage cans technically theft? What do you do with them? Release them into the wild? I'll wave at the people on the other side of my neighbors. I have a firm policy to never get sociable with my direct neighbors since it would be too weird if we didn't like each other. Since I'm essentially a shut in these days I don't get many opportunities to commit random acts of kindness (though if you set out to do it, is it really random?) so I'll count closing the blinds when I'm naked. I'm sure the neighbors appreciate it greatly.
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