Kingdom of Loathing

Ghoulish Delight · 12-20-2005, 02:08 PM

Crimbo Town is a wonderful, magical place where little elves make toys for Uncle Crimbo to give to all the children...unfortunately, the elves are sick of the sweat shop condition and are on strike (and surprisingly angry). You get to collect toy parts by adventuring and killing the elves (wonderful Office Space references gallore), and bring them to Uncle Crimbo's motor home where he'll make toys for you (so far I have a spinning top and a rag doll. Anyone know if you can get anything else made?).

There's also The Crimbo Cafe where you can purchase (for immediate consumption, no stockpiling) a selection of food and drink. Fun to read through once, but in terms of adventure and stat gain, they're nothing to write home about.

Gemini Cricket · 12-20-2005, 02:30 PM

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I shot you and it says you are already immunized.

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I finally kicked that stupid bonery ass!!

I ate a lihc eye pie, had the lihc face, had an elemental saucesphere...

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I used cola grenades against the bonerdagon.

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Can you go to the Clan larder and get the Reagent Sauce and some noodles?

< Methinks you are all crazy!

Capt Jack · 12-20-2005, 03:48 PM

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< Methinks you are all crazy!

well duh!

seriously, the game makes no sense unless you are. (well...no, then again it makes no sense anyway...but crazy helps)

Gemini Cricket · 12-20-2005, 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Capt Jack

seriously, the game makes no sense unless you are. (well...no, then again it makes no sense anyway...but crazy helps)

I tried to play, I tried to understand... No comprendo, Cap'n.

"Let me out of the Kingdom of Loathing! I'm lost...."

Ponine · 12-20-2005, 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight

Crimbo Town is a wonderful, magical place where little elves make toys for Uncle Crimbo to give to all the children....

Well, gee.... How did I not see this? I'll have to go look for it tonight.

12-20-2005, 02:08 PM	#1
Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	Crimbo Town is a wonderful, magical place where little elves make toys for Uncle Crimbo to give to all the children...unfortunately, the elves are sick of the sweat shop condition and are on strike (and surprisingly angry). You get to collect toy parts by adventuring and killing the elves (wonderful Office Space references gallore), and bring them to Uncle Crimbo's motor home where he'll make toys for you (so far I have a spinning top and a rag doll. Anyone know if you can get anything else made?). There's also The Crimbo Cafe where you can purchase (for immediate consumption, no stockpiling) a selection of food and drink. Fun to read through once, but in terms of adventure and stat gain, they're nothing to write home about. __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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