Fellas, don't kiss this guy

[innerSpaceman]

Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight

Dude, if I kissed some chick on the lips without warning, I'd expect (and deservedly so) a pretty good slap in return.

Emphasis added to aid in my apology. I was in such a hurry to make a joke that I misread GD's post and simply assumed he was saying he'd expect a pretty good slap if he, akin to the topic under discussion, had planted a kiss on a dude.

(I missed the word "slap," too - which is a dead mysogenistic giveaway for girly reference - and read it as "slug" which led to my second, much less tasteful, joke.)

[Ghoulish Delight]

Originally Posted by innerSpaceman

Emphasis added to aid in my apology. I was in such a hurry to make a joke that I misread GD's post and simply assumed he was saying he'd expect a pretty good slap if he, akin to the topic under discussion, had planted a kiss on a dude.

(I missed the word "slap," too - which is a dead mysogenistic giveaway for girly reference - and read it as "slug" which led to my second, much less tasteful, joke.)

Plus, I'm well aware that all the gay men here totally want me, so a punch to the face wouldn't be the expected reaction were I to go in for a kiss.

[Cadaverous Pallor]

Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight

Plus, I'm well aware that all the gay men here totally want me, so a punch to the face wouldn't be the expected reaction were I to go in for a kiss.

GD made me laugh out loud at work and I can't mojo him

Here's what DID see in GD's post:

Dude, if I kissed lips without warning expect deservedly good return.

[SzczerbiakManiac]

Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight

Plus, I'm well aware that all the gay men here totally want me

Oh come on, not all of us want...

Hold on, I have a call coming in.



Okay, nevermind, we all want you.

[Isaac]

Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight

Plus, I'm well aware that all the gay men here totally want me, so a punch to the face wouldn't be the expected reaction were I to go in for a kiss.

Don't flatter yourself.