Fellas, don't kiss this guy - Page 2

innerSpaceman · 01-04-2006, 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight

Dude, if I kissed some chick on the lips without warning, I'd expect (and deservedly so) a pretty good slap in return.

Emphasis added to aid in my apology. I was in such a hurry to make a joke that I misread GD's post and simply assumed he was saying he'd expect a pretty good slap if he, akin to the topic under discussion, had planted a kiss on a dude.

(I missed the word "slap," too - which is a dead mysogenistic giveaway for girly reference - and read it as "slug" which led to my second, much less tasteful, joke.)

Ghoulish Delight · 01-04-2006, 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by innerSpaceman

Emphasis added to aid in my apology. I was in such a hurry to make a joke that I misread GD's post and simply assumed he was saying he'd expect a pretty good slap if he, akin to the topic under discussion, had planted a kiss on a dude.

(I missed the word "slap," too - which is a dead mysogenistic giveaway for girly reference - and read it as "slug" which led to my second, much less tasteful, joke.)

Plus, I'm well aware that all the gay men here totally want me, so a punch to the face wouldn't be the expected reaction were I to go in for a kiss.

Cadaverous Pallor · 01-04-2006, 09:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight

Plus, I'm well aware that all the gay men here totally want me, so a punch to the face wouldn't be the expected reaction were I to go in for a kiss.

GD made me laugh out loud at work and I can't mojo him

Here's what

DID see in GD's post:

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Dude, if I kissed lips without warning expect deservedly good return.

SzczerbiakManiac · 01-05-2006, 09:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight

Plus, I'm well aware that all the gay men here totally want me

Oh come on, not all of us want...

Hold on, I have a call coming in.

Okay, nevermind, we all want you.

innerSpaceman · 01-05-2006, 11:30 AM

I am sooooo gonna plant one on GD next time I see him ... just to see (or feel) what happens.

Not Afraid · 01-05-2006, 12:34 PM

Good. Then we can compare notes.

Cadaverous Pallor · 01-05-2006, 08:46 PM

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At dinner tonight:

GD: Oh, I'll have to avoid Steve this weekend.

Me:

What now?

GD: He said he's going to kiss me.

Good luck catching him...

Not Afraid · 01-05-2006, 08:48 PM

I like the "What now" response. LOL!

innerSpaceman · 01-05-2006, 10:35 PM

Hmmm, I'd kinda like to know what the other reasons were for avoiding me in the past.

€uroMeinke · 01-05-2006, 10:51 PM

Hmmmm - I just realized that I think I've kissed more of the men on these boards than the women...and niether gender punched me - yet...

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innerSpaceman Kink of Swank Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Inner Space Posts: 13,075	I am sooooo gonna plant one on GD next time I see him ... just to see (or feel) what happens.
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Not Afraid HI! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 17,108	Good. Then we can compare notes.
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Not Afraid HI! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 17,108	I like the "What now" response. LOL!
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innerSpaceman Kink of Swank Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Inner Space Posts: 13,075	Hmmm, I'd kinda like to know what the other reasons were for avoiding me in the past.
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€uroMeinke L'Hédoniste Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: A.S.C.O.T. Posts: 8,671	Hmmmm - I just realized that I think I've kissed more of the men on these boards than the women...and niether gender punched me - yet... __________________ I would believe only in a God that knows how to Dance. Friedrich Nietzsche
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