Happy Birthday My Guru of Swank, €uroMeinke!!

Cadaverous Pallor · 01-24-2005, 10:47 AM

The Man with the Plan.....our Anarchist King.....The Swank Guru.

Happy Birthday from a loyal minion!

dsnylndmom · 01-24-2005, 10:50 AM

Happy Happy Birthday Chris!!!!

wendybeth · 01-24-2005, 11:05 AM

Like, Happy birthday, man......

Here's your Free Will horoscope:

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Before going to sleep last night, I studied your astrological aspects for the coming week and asked my dreams to send me clues about what information you needed in your horoscope. I awoke at dawn with the answer. In my dream, I was at a mass birthday party for hundreds of Aquarians. Everyone was drinking tea made from an herb called Job's tears as the goth band Lake of Tears performed. Then I gave a poetic speech on how crying can achieve the same effect as orgasm. As the dream climaxed, I led everyone outside into the drizzly night. We looked skyward and let the raindrops drench our faces as we did a mass singalong of "Cry Me a River," each of us lost in a private ritual of relief and release. "

Claire · 01-24-2005, 12:03 PM

Happy Birthday!!! I hope you have a really wonderful day.

Claire

01-24-2005, 10:47 AM	#1
Cadaverous Pallor ohhhh baby Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Parental Bliss Posts: 12,364	The Man with the Plan.....our Anarchist King.....The Swank Guru. Happy Birthday from a loyal minion! __________________ The second star to the right shines in the night for you
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01-24-2005, 10:50 AM	#2
dsnylndmom Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Matterhorn Way Posts: 363	Happy Happy Birthday Chris!!!!
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01-24-2005, 11:05 AM	#3
wendybeth Nevermind Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,847	Like, Happy birthday, man...... Here's your Free Will horoscope: " Before going to sleep last night, I studied your astrological aspects for the coming week and asked my dreams to send me clues about what information you needed in your horoscope. I awoke at dawn with the answer. In my dream, I was at a mass birthday party for hundreds of Aquarians. Everyone was drinking tea made from an herb called Job's tears as the goth band Lake of Tears performed. Then I gave a poetic speech on how crying can achieve the same effect as orgasm. As the dream climaxed, I led everyone outside into the drizzly night. We looked skyward and let the raindrops drench our faces as we did a mass singalong of "Cry Me a River," each of us lost in a private ritual of relief and release. " __________________
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01-24-2005, 12:03 PM	#4
Claire Shagilicious Disneyland!! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Fulfilling my destiny..... Posts: 740	*Happy Birthday!!! I hope you have a really wonderful day.* *Claire* __________________ Miles: It tastes like the back of a fing L.A. school bus. Now they probably didn't de-stem, hoping for some semblance of concentration, crushed it up with leaves and mice, and then wound up with this rancid tar and turpentine bull**. Fin' Raid. Jack: Tastes pretty good to me.
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