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		 I just ate lunch. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 I skipped lunch today. Compensation for the cheesecake I had last night. Probably should skip dinner as well but that's not likely to happen. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Does anybody skip any more? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Skip to my lou my darling. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 I prefer the potty dance to skipping. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 what if the hokey pokey really IS what its all about? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			(ripped off from some comedian I cant remember the name of) 
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		 I've reached a point in my life where I can't stuff my face with dessert anymore.  I had 4 slices of cheesecake at my disposal and only managed to finish one.  It was too rich for me.  I had a big dinner, but still! 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			So my deep thought is - I wish I could stuff my face with cheesecake 
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		 Ryan Seacrest really needs some quality time with a dominatrix. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Why is it called 'whining' when you're hearing a complaint from an opposing group and it's 'constructive criticism' when it's from your own group? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 At the Golden Globes, Salma Hayek could have housed several homeless pigeons in her hair.  Why didn't she? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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