Bin Laden offers "truce"

SacTown Chronic · 01-19-2006, 06:07 PM

In 2001 Osama Bin Laden masterminded the destruction of the World Trade Center and forced the President of the United States of America to sit in a Florida classroom with piss running down his leg while he looked around for his mommy.

Several days later Karl Rove and Dick Cheney somehow found Bush's shriveled nut sack and yanked it back into place. Bush walked tough and talked tough. Bin Laden would be brought to justice -- dead or alive.

Now, in 2006, Bin Laden is still free to make his pathetic little videos.

Unfvckingbelievable! Bush is a complete and total failure. Everything he touches turns to shiit and there are more terrorists running around on this planet than ever before. And as an added bonus, thanks to Dubya McNasty, they are now being trained in urban warfare in Iraq.

Yet we are supposed to believe that Bin Laden is now in a position weakness. Are you freaking kidding me?!? Bush has been Bin Laden's Recruiter of the Year for three years running. These are the salad days of terrorism, baby.

01-19-2006, 06:07 PM	#7
SacTown Chronic the myth of the dream Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 2,217	In 2001 Osama Bin Laden masterminded the destruction of the World Trade Center and forced the President of the United States of America to sit in a Florida classroom with piss running down his leg while he looked around for his mommy. Several days later Karl Rove and Dick Cheney somehow found Bush's shriveled nut sack and yanked it back into place. Bush walked tough and talked tough. Bin Laden would be brought to justice -- dead or alive. Now, in 2006, Bin Laden is still free to make his pathetic little videos. Unfvckingbelievable! Bush is a complete and total failure. Everything he touches turns to shiit and there are more terrorists running around on this planet than ever before. And as an added bonus, thanks to Dubya McNasty, they are now being trained in urban warfare in Iraq. Yet we are supposed to believe that Bin Laden is now in a position weakness. Are you freaking kidding me?!? Bush has been Bin Laden's Recruiter of the Year for three years running. These are the salad days of terrorism, baby. __________________ Is it the fingers, or the brain that you're teaching a lesson?
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