Lyrical LoT

[Mr. Fusion]

BTW, SzczerbiakManiac, I LOVE that movie!

So, since I'm trying to get the year started off on a good note the right foot, Nat King Cole's been chiming through my head:


Buzzard took the monkey for a ride in the air.
The monkey thought that everything was on the square.
The buzzard tried to throw the monkey off his back,
But the monkey grabbed his neck and said-- Now listen, Jack!

Straighten up and fly right,
Straighten up and fly right;
Straighten up and fly right,
Cool down, papa, don't you blow your top.
Ain't no use in divin',
What's the use in jivin'?
Straighten up and fly right,
Cool down, papa, don't you blow your top.

The buzzard told the monkey "You are chokin' me.
Release your hold, and I will set you free!"
Monkey looked the buzzard right dead in the eye, and said,
"Your story is so touching but it sounds just like lie."

Straighten up and fly right,
Straighten up and stay right;
Straighten up and fly right,
Cool down, papa, don't you blow your top.