worst.skipper.ever.

[orbitalpunk]

OMG.. thats pretty bad. I think i've heard him before. I recognize the laugh.

I love getting on the jungle cruise just before the rides close. If they see that the audience are all adults, they have a oh so slightly more adult cruise. The funniest segment i heard while on the cruise was when we got to the monkeys, just before the elephants, hmm.. or was it just before the lions den, well they're a bunch of monkeys on these cliffs, and he kept pointing out how the monkeys were just standing there, and not moving making hideous sounds. and he was making this god awful monkey sound and pointing out how these monkeys are glued to the rocks just sitting there all day making these weird noises. and he just kept making the monkey noises over and over and over. It was so funny. Just had to be there.. Anyways, anyone wanna share some Jungle Cruise stories? Im sure ya got em.

[Cadaverous Pallor]

Originally Posted by orbitalpunk

OMG.. thats pretty bad. I think i've heard him before. I recognize the laugh.

I love getting on the jungle cruise just before the rides close. If they see that the audience are all adults, they have a oh so slightly more adult cruise. The funniest segment i heard while on the cruise was when we got to the monkeys, just before the elephants, hmm.. or was it just before the lions den, well they're a bunch of monkeys on these cliffs, and he kept pointing out how the monkeys were just standing there, and not moving making hideous sounds. and he was making this god awful monkey sound and pointing out how these monkeys are glued to the rocks just sitting there all day making these weird noises. and he just kept making the monkey noises over and over and over. It was so funny. Just had to be there.. Anyways, anyone wanna share some Jungle Cruise stories? Im sure ya got em.

It was part of the savannah part, with the giraffes/gnus/etc and the lion's den. They used to have baboons there on the rocks and they made some very odd noises indeed - as a skipper once pointed out to us, they sounded like boars. They've been moved as of last year to the abandoned camp, where they scream at the gorillas that have taken over. Now those rocks are empty.

If you haven't been since they made that change, you should go - there are some awesome new effects. Even if your skipper sucks you can still check that out.