A little company promotion...

[mousepod]

I want to see a tv commercial that includes ALL of these things!

Any TV Spot can not directly refer to the following topics: 1) weapons/guns to head; 2) offensive language and/or gestures; 3) reference to drugs and drug paraphernalia; 4) mutilations; 5) offensive depictions of ethnic or minority groups; 6) sacrilege; 7) child abuse; 8) violence towards women; 9) cruelty to animals; 10) bodily functions; 11) assassination; 12) venereal diseases; 13) mutations; 14) physical handicaps; 15) cadavers (abuse); 16) rape and molestations; 17) lavatory or lavatory jokes; 18) people on fire; 19) transformations; 20) people in explosion/ people blown out of explosion; 21) nudity

[Eliza Hodgkins 1812]

Originally Posted by mousepod

I want to see a tv commercial that includes ALL of these things!

I know. That part totally cracks me up.

Be sure your spot doesn't include...ANYTHING!

I think all TV spots should puppy sodomy and 8 year olds committing political assassinations. This is the U.S., afterall.

I guess that stuff is for the theater based red-band trailers. Trailers that are Rated R. Good grief. I remember one of the first R-rated trailers I saw was for Child's Play 2, where Chucky says, "Don't **** with the Chuck."

The TV spots had to edit out a lot of blood, even. The giant balloon of a woman has blood all over her face in the theatrical trailers, but in the TV spots it looks like she's got some green gunk around her mouth.