"And I STEPPED on the ping-pong ball!"

[LSPoorEeyorick]

I'm going to take a slightly different tactic.

"I'll always be Alice Toklas,
If you'll be Gertrude Stein.
And though I'll admit I've dished you,
I've gossiped and gloated,
But I'm so devoted."

"And if I say that sex and guts made you into a star,
It's simply that who else but a bosom buddy
Will tell you how rotten you are."