OK, who would have worn this to the High School Prom....

[Eliza Hodgkins 1812]

Originally Posted by Prudence

I think a good rule of thumb is that if public decency laws require you to tape your dress in place on your body you should pick a different dress.

Pretty funny. And probably true. Although I'd like to expand upon the decency laws to include "Dresses this ugly shouldn't even be allowed off of the drawing board." The first indecenct act of any dress is to be butt friggin' ugly.