Paris Hilton as Mother Teresa??? - Page 2

Gemini Cricket · 04-05-2006, 09:55 AM

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Oh thank God (pun kind of intended). Now I'll have a place to get my hair done!

And just think of all the Broadway shows you could see...

mousepod · 04-05-2006, 09:56 AM

But who'd be willing to do Mother Teresa's hair in hell?

Gemini Cricket · 04-05-2006, 10:17 AM

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But who'd be willing to do Mother Teresa's hair in hell?

wenchybeth.

wendybeth · 04-05-2006, 10:21 AM

Lol! I've already applied- the prospect of hanging around a bunch of creative and fun people is immensely more appealing than running the risk of landing in Mormon heaven. (South Park reference there).

BarTopDancer · 04-05-2006, 10:26 AM

If someone ends up in Mormon heaven and they kill themselves would they end up in Catholic hell?

Gemini Cricket · 04-05-2006, 10:30 AM

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If someone ends up in Mormon heaven and they kill themselves would they end up in Catholic hell?

That's a tough one, because if a gay priest forgives you in Catholic hell your sin is wiped clean because he is, after all, a priest. That may send you back to Mormon heaven.

BarTopDancer · 04-05-2006, 10:55 AM

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That's a tough one, because if a gay priest forgives you in Catholic hell your sin is wiped clean because he is, after all, a priest. That may send you back to Mormon heaven.

I wonder if the Mormons consider being forgiven by a Catholic priest a sin though... You know, betrayal of the Mormon faith? And of course being forgiven by a gay priest would mean you now have gay cooties.

Gemini Cricket · 04-05-2006, 11:00 AM

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I wonder if the Mormons consider being forgiven by a Catholic priest a sin though... You know, betrayal of the Mormon faith? And of course being forgiven by a gay priest would mean you now have gay cooties.

Maybe you get sent to Mormon hell after that. Which isn't too bad, Mormon hell is any place outside of Utah.

wendybeth · 04-05-2006, 10:33 AM

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If someone ends up in Mormon heaven and they kill themselves would they end up in Catholic hell?

Probably not. Their Mormon friends would just re-retro baptise them and they'd be sucked back up, but to a lesser plane of heavenliness without all the amenities. You know, Cloud 6.

Ghoulish Delight · 04-05-2006, 10:57 AM

Hi guys! Y'know, when the man with the big book up there said,
"Looks like it's downstairs for you little lady," I thought
"Oh great, an eternity with a bunch of politicans and cooperate executives,
You know, dullsville! But, when I saw all the celebrities
And fun people, I said, "Heyy, not bad!"

[Lyrics from Fred Schneider's Summer in Hell]

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