Yet another Human-Flesh-In-The-Food story, but this is for real

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Originally Posted by AllyOfTheDolls

2.) The Puh-leeze Factor
If I ever found finger flesh on my burger, and God willing I never do, I wouldn't even think of calling the police unless I suspected something criminal went down in the kitchen. And by criminal activity in the kitchen, I certainly don't mean the recent addition of the pecan crusted chicken salad to the menu. *Ack*

Yep. You gotta know that the guy called the police because he was beginning to see dollar signs from potential lawsuits and didn't want to screw anything up.