Gay Marriage Ban Approved - Page 2

SzczerbiakManiac · 05-18-2006, 02:53 PM

SzczerbiakManiac · 05-18-2006, 02:54 PM

as well as this

Motorboat Cruiser · 05-18-2006, 03:01 PM

LOL, those are great, SM.

Ghoulish Delight · 05-18-2006, 03:08 PM

Dear valued Homosexual,

Thank you for your interest in obtaining a copy of The Gay Agenda. We have been receiving many such requests from people with The Gay around the country, even around the world. We are delight by the response.

However, we regret to inform you, all copies are currently unavailable. Due to an unfortunate lack of oversight here at The Gay headquarters, we have been backlogged by orders from individuals with The Straight who are obtaining copies of The Gay Agenda as research material for a rumored publication, The Straight Agenda.

We here at The Gay have obtained a leaked PowerPoint presentation outlining some early proposals for The Straight Agenda. Noteable features included:

* Propsed ordinances turning all gay bars into titty bars.
* Legislation to institute "The Anus is for Pooping" chapter to all Sex Ed material.
* Abolition of unitards in international men's figure skating competition.
* Declaring Orlando Bloom to be legally female so The Straights can safely think about him while masturbating.

With this information, we here at The Gay have stopped printing the current edition of The Gay Agenda until we can integrate counter measures into a new edition. It is slated to be released just in time for the Fall elections.

We thank you for your patience. And remember, as our motto goes, a Straight is just a Gay who ignores his hidden man-lust.

Sincerely,
The Gay

Motorboat Cruiser · 05-18-2006, 03:15 PM

You must spread some Mojo around before giving it to Ghoulish Delight again.

Alex · 05-18-2006, 03:17 PM

Of course there is a Gay (movement) agenda. It is just one that most people here don't have a problem with.

Scrooge McSam · 05-18-2006, 03:17 PM

I was gonna get your back, MBC, but I can't either.

CoasterMatt · 05-18-2006, 04:42 PM

There's also this...

JWBear · 05-18-2006, 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight

Dear valued Homosexual,

Thank you for your interest in obtaining a copy of The Gay Agenda. We have been receiving many such requests from people with The Gay around the country, even around the world. We are delight by the response.

However, we regret to inform you, all copies are currently unavailable. Due to an unfortunate lack of oversight here at The Gay headquarters, we have been backlogged by orders from individuals with The Straight who are obtaining copies of The Gay Agenda as research material for a rumored publication, The Straight Agenda.

We here at The Gay have obtained a leaked PowerPoint presentation outlining some early proposals for The Straight Agenda. Noteable features included:

* Propsed ordinances turning all gay bars into titty bars.
* Legislation to institute "The Anus is for Pooping" chapter to all Sex Ed material.
* Abolition of unitards in international men's figure skating competition.
* Declaring Orlando Bloom to be legally female so The Straights can safely think about him while masturbating.

With this information, we here at The Gay have stopped printing the current edition of The Gay Agenda until we can integrate counter measures into a new edition. It is slated to be released just in time for the Fall elections.

We thank you for your patience. And remember, as our motto goes, a Straight is just a Gay who ignores his hidden man-lust.

Sincerely,
The Gay

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

mistyisjafo · 05-18-2006, 04:55 PM

Why are people so worried about homosexuals getting married? It's just silly not to let people be happy together and get married. What kills me is that all these people are so up in arms about homosexuals not getting married that they seem to forget the HIGH DIVORCE RATE. They should sit around and try and resolve that problem before telling people who can marry who.

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Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	Dear valued Homosexual, Thank you for your interest in obtaining a copy of The Gay Agenda. We have been receiving many such requests from people with The Gay around the country, even around the world. We are delight by the response. However, we regret to inform you, all copies are currently unavailable. Due to an unfortunate lack of oversight here at The Gay headquarters, we have been backlogged by orders from individuals with The Straight who are obtaining copies of The Gay Agenda as research material for a rumored publication, The Straight Agenda. We here at The Gay have obtained a leaked PowerPoint presentation outlining some early proposals for The Straight Agenda. Noteable features included: * Propsed ordinances turning all gay bars into titty bars. * Legislation to institute "The Anus is for Pooping" chapter to all Sex Ed material. * Abolition of unitards in international men's figure skating competition. * Declaring Orlando Bloom to be legally female so The Straights can safely think about him while masturbating. With this information, we here at The Gay have stopped printing the current edition of The Gay Agenda until we can integrate counter measures into a new edition. It is slated to be released just in time for the Fall elections. We thank you for your patience. And remember, as our motto goes, a Straight is just a Gay who ignores his hidden man-lust. Sincerely, The Gay __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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mistyisjafo A JAFO Production Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Orange, CA Posts: 567	Why are people so worried about homosexuals getting married? It's just silly not to let people be happy together and get married. What kills me is that all these people are so up in arms about homosexuals not getting married that they seem to forget the HIGH DIVORCE RATE. They should sit around and try and resolve that problem before telling people who can marry who. __________________
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