Inspiration 2.0

[LSPoorEeyorick]

Sorry! We've been in Santa Barbara, so Tom has not had the chance to submit, AND I didn't realize that so many people were chomping at the bit at the ball in my court! (So that's what the kids are calling it these days.)

Try this topic on for size:
This Is Not Your Ordinary Fairy Tale

[Gemini Cricket]

Originally Posted by LSPoorEeyorick

This Is Not Your Ordinary Fairy Tale

Princess Denise was loved by all the men in the land. She was pretty, happy and lots of fun to be around. One day she woke up and found that her legs were transformed into squid tentacles.
"Who will love me now?" Princess Denise asked the bathroom mirror...




No.



King Walter Hamptenfitch was the gayest king in all the land. He liked to romp and roll through the forest while singing tunes he remembered from childhood. One day, while picking daisies in the garden, King Walter came across a dying panda bear. The bear looked up at him and said, "I need bamboo..."
King Walter scratched his head with his scepter. "Heavens!" He said.




No.



Ralph, the Gnome Keeper, stood over several gnomes that were bludgeoned to death in the enchanted cave. He looked at the large mallet in his hand and said, "Maybe I shouldn't have done that."






I got nothin' right now, LSPE...